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September 29, 2005

I'm About Do Some Fall Pruning on My Blogroll

by Joshua Minton

...There are quite a few dead leaves on my blogroll and I'm going to be trimming the growth away.

There are sites I haven't checked in eons as well as sites I thought were cool but turned out to be run by bullshit hack artists who deserve no play on the B to the W to the P.

Be ready.

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Check Out Microsoft's New Dashboard for XBOX360

by Joshua Minton

You can watch the video here.

Hat tip to Major Nelson.

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September 28, 2005

Here are a Few Issues Coming on the Ohio November 8th Ballot that You Should Be Aware Of

by Joshua Minton


  • Issue 2 would permit voters to cast ballots by mail or in person at an appropriate county board of elections up to 35 days before an election without stating a reason for voting early.

    I agree with this wholeheartedly but I also believe that we should be looking at ways to secure electronic voting via the Internet. I realize there is a lot of risk involved here but I'd like to see that layed out next to the potential rewards.

  • Issue 3 would revise limits on political contributions made by individuals, political-action committees and political parties, including reducing from $10,000 to $2,000 the maximum an individual can donate to a statewide candidate.

    As electioneering evolves, eventually most of a candidate's campaigning is going to be online which will greatly reduce the amount of money needed. Online virtual debates,chatrooms, comments and message boards, podcasts, blogcasts and so much more is going to define political races and this is technology that makes everything about communication and collaboration cheaper

  • Issue 4 would create an appointed five-member independent commission to draw new legislative and congressional districts every 10 years.

    Ohio's population shifts rapidly in weird areas and I'd actually recommend doing this once every five years. You'd be surprised at how quickly an area can go from farmland to Best Buys and Margaritaville restaurants around here.

  • Issue 5 would remove responsibility for overseeing elections from the Ohio secretary of state, handing it to an appointed nine-member board.

    Uh, duh! No elected or appointed state official should ever wield that much influence on a national election. It's more likely that we'll catch one of nine people doing us wrong than one well-connected and politically dangerous individual


Read the full article here.

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Here is my OKCupid! Politics Test Result

by Joshua Minton

You are a

Social Moderate
(43% permissive)

and an...

Economic Conservative
(61% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Centrist




Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid


This is an excellent little experiment, although I'm not quite sure I agree with the results. I'd place myself much farther to the right.

You can take the test here.

Hat tip to my man Reverse_Vampyr

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September 27, 2005

Boys Wear Pants Blog Cast #101

by Joshua Minton




This is part one of my conversation with Jason Patterson about art, spiritual awakening and the nature of true intelligence.

Jason and I worked together as entry level grunts in a customer service call center about five years ago. We used to have the most in-depth conversations on philosophy and individual freedom during our coffee breaks. Everyone around us thought we were nuts but we knew who had the goods.

I invited Jason to have another one of those deep conversations on my podcast so you can get a glimpse into the hell it has been for us to put the pieces together so that they fit in our minds.

Throughout both parts of this Blog Cast, Jason and I discuss:
  • The difficulty of collaborating with others in an artistic venture
  • The similarities between Tool and Pink Floyd and what I believe is Maynard's overall vision
  • The meat of the conversation is about Jason's decision to stay away from highly-opinionated and fear-based mindsets (aka "Rush Limbaugh") and what this means in terms of reaching individual Enlightenment for yourself
  • Jason tells us the most inspiring book he's ever read (hint: I bought it for him)

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This is Exactly What Happens When You Rely on the Government as Your Sole Source of Security

by Joshua Minton

This article discusses the assessment that one of the biggest gaps in the local, state, and federal responses to Hurricane Katrina.
When first responders arrived in New Orleans after Hurricane Katrina, one of the biggest dangers they faced was their inability to communicate with each other.

My cousin Terry is one of the community leaders in the of the HAM radio Emergency Response Unit in his area. He is one of the guys who drives into danger in order to make sure that hospitals can talk to ambulances and that the community holds together through secure communication being done by people who know what the hell they're doing.

This job is voluntary and pays a pauper's ransom for the risk he and his brethren take upon their shoulders.

All he asks for in return is your respect and your gratitude.

He can talk to any other HAM radio operator in the world from the equipment he carries on his hip. He has talked to people in almost every country in the world.

HAM radio operators are some of the friendliest people I've ever interacted with. They have been, without exception, the most open and willing to help you out group of artists (I'm sorry but communication is an art) that I've ever come across.

If the people in Louisiana were a community like we have communities here in the Midwest where it's more about keeping your corn from burning and helping out your neighbor when they need it, then maybe they wouldn't have fallen apart like a white turd in a rain storm.

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Coins from the Dead: Reflections On My Grandfather and How He Came Back to Life

by Joshua Minton

My aunts and uncles are in their seventies. My mother was born almost 30 years after my youngest aunt was born--she was a surprise to say the least.

So my aunts and uncles are much more like grandparents than they are aunts and uncles. And my maternal grandfather was a wonderful son-of-a-bitch. He drank whiskey like water. He won and lost thousands playing poker (not to mention a few hogs and cows along the way--forget Wil Wheaton and those fags in Vegas because farmers are the most serious poker players you'll ever find).

He sometimes fell asleep drunk on the toilet but he did it with class. He was a harsh man but I remember he had the most gentle hands and the biggest room-filling laugh.

My oldest aunt despised him when he was drunk--so he'd see she was coming and go to the cabinet and get out every liquor bottle in the house and do a couple shots so it smelled like he'd been drinking all day.

He'd invite his grandchildren over on Easter Sunday, after church, so he could give them melted chocolate that would ruin their nice outfits.

I remember being two years old and sitting on my grandfather's lap while we counted money. I learned to count, add and subtract at a very young age because I shuffled thousands of dollars in coins into piles for rolling.

On one of those occassions, he let me sip from his Jaggin' Coke and I remember liking the taste of the Coke a lot more than the whiskey. And this is where my Paw-Paw and I are different. I'm happy about that difference--it has made my life a lot more easier and far more enjoyable.

During times, the rest of the family probably felt like my grandfather made everyone's life around him harder except for me and my mother. He bought us a house when she was a single mother, divorced after less than a year of marriage, and forced to move back to a great big I told you so coming from her family.

But she had me with her and because I was so damned cute, I was like a Talisman against any criticism my family could heap on my mother for up and marrying a man who hadn't shown much initiative except for being a smart ass troublemaker and who was now out of basic training and headed for a spectacular career as an enlisted United States Marine (my father went on to become one of the most driven and gifted individuals I know and I am very proud that most of my inspiration and genetic drive for success comes from him and my grandmother).


But these memories of my grandfather I have just described to you are my family's memories that have been handed to me as sloppy seconds. These are things that happened before my time and are therefore easy for me to dismiss.

The most striking memory I have about my grandfather is that he was kind, gentle, and fiercely protective of me. And to a seven-year old child--that is God and it's a hell of a thing when your mother takes you aside on a Sunday and tells you that God died and that you won't be seeing him around here no more and sorry 'bout your luck but this is how the big bad world works.

So the seven-year old kid shed his tears at the service and when he lost it, everyone lost it, because even though the man was a wonderful son of a bitch to most of the people in his life, he loved that little Juicy unconditionally and that had to count something toward his character. It had to be something he could offer up at the gates of heaven to barter for admission despite the sins of his past.

When I cried, everyone cried because I cried like Mary Magdalene at the cross--I cried because God was dead and it didn't look he was ever coming back.

Well, imagine my surprise when my aunts and uncles came to Ohio to visit last week and my youngest aunt handed me a faded yellow envelope that had been folded into fourths. On the front of the envelope, written upside down, was my name with three lines underneath it--in my grandfather's handwriting.

She told me he had left this in a drawer and they found it cleaning up his house after he died. The envelope had been lying in the back of a drawer for years and finally showed up at an opportune time to bring it to me in Ohio.

I opened the envelope and shook the contents into my other hand.

  • There were three 1979 Susan B. Anthony dollars
  • There was one new 1983 nickel (this was also the year he died)
  • And there was a 1971 Kennedy half dollar with a black X marking out the eagle

Now, immediately, my mind fixed on this strange X and I wondered why my grandfather left me defaced US currency.
Could this mean that he was the eldest member of a secret organization that sought to replace the government-controlled communications delivery process like the Tristero in The Crying of Lot 49?

But when I flipped the coin over, I saw that a low arch had been penned from Kennedy's left eye to the base of his skull. Now I thought:

Is my grandfather trying to tell me that he was the one who shot Kennedy because he was an elder member of a secret organization that sought to replace the government-controlled communications delivery process?

Now, this is because I think and write so much about how communication processes in our society are changing reality daily, and this fixation has retarded the portion of my brain that deals with rational thought. Lucky for us all, I am aware of this.

So, I went for what was behind supposition number two. And immediately, my mind gave me an image of my grandfather and I sitting at the table and playing tic-tac-toe with money for money (there were nine half dollar pieces as game tokens but we played for a nickel a round). Hey, to a seven-year-old, that's a lot of money.

So that X was probably a game marker and that suspicious arc across JFK's head was probably an O that got rubbed out over the years (even though it is a perfect demonstration of the internal damage arc of James Files's Firebolt bullet as it was fired from the grassy knoll and entered Kennedy's right temple, forcing his head "back and to the left" while Charles Nicolette's bullet from behind, only a fraction of a second later, pushed Kennedy's head forward....but I digress)

Two days later as I held the half-dollar with the X on it in my palm (it has now become my take everywhere pocket talisman because when I am superstitious, I go all out). And as I stared at the coin, tears that were stuck in the faucet from twenty-three years ago started to roll and I had a good fourteen second squinched up facial convulsion that passed like the pain of losing anything does, anything but your own life.

It's a hell of a thing when a dead relative reaches out and touches your hand years after they're gone. Everyone says we keep people alive by their memories inside of us but that's a bullshit lie because memories are stillborn experiences that weren't taken to the very end. Memories are residual interest payments on the pain we inflict on those around us every day.

I imagine my grandfather used the sauce to drown out a lot of memories and who can blame him?

My memories of my grandfather are no more valid than my theories on the Kennedy assassination--just because I have them doesn't make them true. I can imagine that my grandfather was a secret conspiratorial Patrick Henry assassin instead of a hard-drinking, harsh-talking, deep-loving man who was a skilled construction artist and who didn't start loving and appreciating the people around him until it was almost too late.

It doesn't matter to me how pissed off my Aunts and Uncles still are at him all these years later because of what a shit he was to them when they knew him.

It doesn't matter to me how he spent months at a time away from his family and often left my mother standing at the door crying for her daddy who loved her unconditionally and gave her everything she ever wanted and who she wouldn't see for several months at a time.

It doesn't matter to me that granddad was a traveling man because I knew him after his big accident, when his legs had been shattered and all that was left were a metal walking cane with a grey rubber grip, the few braincells he hadn't stomped out with fifths of John Daniels on the Interstate roads of Kentucky, Indiana, and Illinois, and he had a heart the size of a god damned Illinois cornfield.


What matters is the way I still feel about him and about how good it felt to be touching a coin that was probably last touched by his hands.

I imagine him leaned over hunchbacked on that big kitchen table with the checkered vinyl tablecloth. I have just been picked up on Saturday morning after my weekly ritual of sleeping over at Paw-Paw's on Fridays. We had just finished the last of several games of tic-tac-toe and I was the big winner that day.

And my Paw-Paw was drunk but happy because he has a light in his life that he finally has the sense to walk toward. He is scrawling on a white #6 envelope that would eventually yellow with the age and wear of 23 years in my aunt's junk drawer. He is writing with a cheap ballpoint pen and he is writing the name of his toe-headed grandson which he underlines three times for emphasis; as if to say to his family:
You can tear down my house, haul out all my shit to the curb, sell it off and keep it. Send your kids to college with it or do something you love to do. I've been an ass and you've earned it. But whatever you do--you'd better make sure that this little boy gets these coins. He earned them! He's a hell of a tic-tac-toe player and one day, he might just surprise you, world. So you'd better watch out!

My memories of my grandfather are mine to dress up as I see fit but these coins belong to the both of us.

And no matter how hard I try, I could never erase that X across the eagle or the arc across President Kennedy's head.

But nor would I want to.

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Here is a Very Interesting Article on Land-Value Taxation that is Being Considered in Helping Revive Cleveland, OH

by Joshua Minton

This article is very interesting. Consider:
It’s called land-value taxation, a scheme by which property taxes concentrate on land rather than buildings. The current system effectively punishes property owners who improve their lots, be it with a high-rise or a screened-in porch. Slumlords and speculators, meanwhile, enjoy lower taxes for keeping their land idle and neglected.

A quick example: The county auditor says the WKYC-TV studio on Lakeside Avenue is worth $12.6 million. Most of the property’s value ($9.3 million) is derived from its recently constructed building. The net real-estate taxes are $158,000.

A few blocks east of WKYC, on a parcel of similar size, is a parking lot. Striped asphalt is not much of an improvement, so the property is assessed at $2.1 million — and the taxes are just $26,500.

The idea of taxing land and not buildings is credited to Henry George, a 19th-century populist. George held that society made land valuable, so society should receive the benefit. He promoted a single tax on land and the elimination of all others.


Hat tip to Fantastic Bastard for the link

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Politics in America is Far More Corrupt at the Local and State Level than On the Federal

by Joshua Minton

...and sometimes I think that's one of the reasons why the mainstream media focuses so much on the national politics--to obfuscate the true acts of pilfering that go on in front of our eyes every day on the way to work, going shopping, or taking our kids to the park.

Consider this letter from a Cleveland resident that was posted on Erie Voices this weekend from The Cleveland Plain Dealer:
Our nation's laws are grounded in the principle that we are a nation of laws, not of men. After reading the Sept. 18 article regarding "private judges," I have to question whether that axiom holds true in Cuyahoga County.

First, perhaps it is because I am not an attorney and do not speak legalese, but I fail to see where there is any ambiguity concerning the private judges' use of county facilities. The plain language of the law requires that the "parties will assume the responsibilities for providing facilities, equipment, and personnel." Why, then, should the taxpayers foot the bill when the law clearly says they should not?

Second, Rob Glickman asks why any judge would be upset with not trying a complicated case? Well, I was under the impression that part of a judge's duty was to try cases. If the judges do not like to try their cases, maybe it is time for them to seek a new profession.

Finally, implicit in the article is yet another failing of the Taft administration, which is short- term appointments to the bench. In appointing judges whom the public has rejected, the governor places another burden on the taxpayers while allowing his friends to line their pockets.

Joseph A. Amschlinger

Trust me, your state judges and councilmen and women are most likely robbing you blind and wasting your tax money on frivolities, living like the bourgeoisie in the years leading up to the French Revolution.

But to those people, I say this: Be alert because Americans invented the successful citizenry revolution. The spirit of George Washington, Patrick Henry, Andrew Jackson, Abraham Lincoln, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ronald Reagan still flow through these veins.

The American citizen is not stupid and will only take so much before you get held accountable for what you do with the collective trust they have each given you as individuals to secure their lives and property from infringement by other citizens or foreign invaders.

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September 26, 2005

Behold, the Coming of the Virtual Plague

by Joshua Minton

This is madness!

There has been a rampant plague in the online game WarCraft which has killed tens of thousands of characters on two of the game's servers.

The plague came from a group of characters touching a cursed corpse and other players found ways to spread the plague through pets that wandered into different areas.

Maybe one day, we'll just fight all of our wars and let disease and ignorance kill our online identities by the thousands.

This way, when our entire way of life is threatened and decimated by maniacal forces, we can reboot the software and start from the beginning with a new character creation.

Maybe next time, we'll be the bad guy for change--it's all relative in cyberspace.

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If You Think No Child Left Behind was About Education...

by Joshua Minton

...you'd better think again. This article makes it all too clear who is the one profiting from this ridiculous bill that has done nothing but drive good teachers over the edge.

My dad had been a seventh grade geography teacher for almost ten years before No Child Left Behind. Now, he's about to become a Lieutenant Sheriff.

He just figured he'll catch his criminal students on the other end of the system instead.

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Ohio State University is the Biggest Money Whore Since Sharon Stone in Casino

by Joshua Minton

OSU is asking the state of Ohio for 58.5 million dollars for building rennovations. This is the same university who milks football ticket buyers of thousands of dollars just for the opportunity to buy tickets which are thousands of dollars more.

This is the same university that recently put in an indoor kayaking track.

This is the same university who, less than ten years ago, influenced the mass purchase and closing of every cool bar on High Street and replaced them with fast-food crap.

This is the same university who won't allow its fans to drink and be merry without hassling the shit out of them.

My message to the leaderhship of OSU is: Someday, those fans and students might just turn and walk away if they ever realize exactly how little you care about them and how much you care about their money.

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Colin Galbraith is Dead

by Joshua Minton

Colin Galbraith is a charming Scottish writer whose website I picked up because he subscribed to my e-mail newsletter.

Well, he woke up last week to discover that he was dead, at least according to Scotsman.com.

Read his post. It's some funny stuff.

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Thomas Sowell Skewers the Myth of Racism in Home Loans

by Joshua Minton

Consider the following from Master Sowell:

  • ...both research and old age tend to produce skepticism about things that look plausible on the surface. Just scratching the surface a little often makes a plausible case collapse like a house of cards.

  • These are what could be called "Aha!" statistics. If you start out with a preconception and find numbers that fit that preconception, you say, "Aha!" But when the numbers don’t fit any preconception — when no one believes that banks are discriminating against whites and in favor of Asian Americans — then no "Aha!"

  • Moreover, where there is a "problem" proclaimed in the media, there will almost invariably be a "solution" proposed in politics. Often the solution is worse than the problem.

  • Of course, the government can always step in and put a stop to these high-cost loans, which will probably mean that people with lower credit ratings can’t buy a home at all.

    ...Read the whole article here.
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    I Have a Question for the Saudi Foreign Minister

    by Joshua Minton

    Excuse me, Sir. Yes, over here in the corner of the media that no one legitimate would be caught dead in.

    Yes Sir, that does make you calling on much more of a risk because I'll ask you harder questions because I have no corporate agenda on my head.

    Well, Sir; my question begins with a thank you. I'd like to thank you for offering us advice and warnings about invading Iraq. But my question is, where was your advice and warning when 19 of your citizens crossed our borders, entered our citites, felt up our strippers, and then drove planes into our buildings, killing 3,000 of us?

    I think it's a little bit late to be accepting advice or warnings from you. If I had my way and if Bush was a true leader with both hands on the reigns, your country would have been first.

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    The Niaides Project...Completed!

    by Joshua Minton

    And mission successful.

    For those of you new readers who didn't catch my post the first time around about my initial experiences participating in a fantastic creative writing project that was sponsored by The Columbus Dispatch (my city's proud paper) titled Create-A-Classic Novel; the project was seven novels to be written chapter by chapter in sequential order. The author writing the next chapter would have about five days to complete their 1,500 words. This meant that you didn't even know where the story was going until five days before your chapter was due.

    It was harrowing for the editing staff and it was damn near impossible as a writer who likes to plan his stuff out. But somehow, we all made it on time and on the money.

    I was pissed off that the guy after me went back and rewrote over my chapter, leading us to a schism of plot and character that couldn't be resolved except by nixing one of our chapters.

    The editor and staff writer who started the piece elected to write a concluding chapter that vaguely seemed to wrap things up without addressing the discrepancy in plot directly.

    It worked, but it could have been a hell of a lot better.

    Discrepancies and all, our book won the reader poll for the best online novel which means that people care far more about enthusiasm than they do about plot and character (something any good writer knows instinctively).

    We had some good enthusiasm on my team. In fact, the guy who wrote my favorite chapter won the editor's choice award for best author and boy did he deserve it!

    I had a great time and I was very impressed with the results and the camaraderie. The editing staff even asked us our opinion on how it could go smoother next time around.

    I had some suggestions like adding audio readings of the chapters as podcasts that people could download to their PDAs or iPods and listen to the chapters on their way to work, at work, or laying in bed.

    I suggested each team have its own blog that is subscription-based and use it to post their rough draft and get the other authors' feedback.

    The guy next to me didn't like the idea of knowing who was writing on his team which led me to believe that he was still at that I'm more talented than you are stage of writing before you've been knocked on your ass by a writer you know whose stuff makes you want to write better.

    With the right person leading that project, it could turn into a major marketing boon for The Dispatch.

    I would attack it from all sides with:

    • Readings in local bookstores
    • Interviews on Korby (our local Limbaugh of common sense)
    • Internet courses at public libraries to teach the elderly how to use the Internet to receive their news.
    • I would have RSS feeds and an opt-in e-mail newsletter.
    • I would build a brand around this event that would set the literary community on fire in this area and have people looking forward to the Create A Classic season which should be in the colder months when more people spend time inside surfing the web.

    It would start when Buckeye season closed and close when the golf season began.

    I had a hell of a time and I hope it shows in the writing. Here is a quick photo journal of the awards ceremony where you can see my ugly mug in true color.

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    I Think I Found My Problem...

    by Joshua Minton

    It all comes from having this painting on my wall growing up:


    From 8th grade to 11th grade I fell into the social class so quaintly referred to at the time as a Wigger (that means "White Nigger"), which meant that I was totally into the Hip-Hop rennaissance happening at the end of the eighties and which lasted until about 1993.

    This is the part of my social development where I learned to be cool. For proof of this, please review the before and after bedroom wall:

    Before the Rap Attack


    And After...

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    Amendments Poll Results

    by Joshua Minton

    The question was:
    Which Amendmen to the Constitution is more important,the First or Second Amendment?
    The results were about what I expected:

    • 75% said the First Amendment was more important
    • 25% said the Second Amendment was more important


    I fall into the minority here because I believe that it is the Second Amendment that secures the First Amendment. Consider the words of Zell Miller from his 2004 speech at the Republican National Convention:
    For it has been said so truthfully that it is the soldier, not the reporter, who has given us the freedom of the press.

    It is the soldier, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech.

    It is the soldier, not the agitator, who has given us the freedom to protest.

    It is the soldier who salutes the flag, serves beneath the flag, whose coffin is draped by the flag, who gives that protester the freedom he abuses to burn that flag.

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    September 25, 2005

    Surprising Finding from the Forbes 400 Richest People

    by Michael Surber

    You have to check out the Forbes 400 richest people.

    The first thing that jumps right off of the page is that four out of the top five richest people in the country do not have a formal education (drop-outs at that).

    Six through ten are all of Sam Walton's kids. Sam graduated from Columbia, MO but I don't think any of his kids went to college.

    Another surprising nugget is that all this Oprah Winfrey crap about her being the richest woman in the world, or country, or whatever outrageous claim all of these crazed fans have been making are absolute horseshit. All of her "followers" are so freaking brainwashed that you could dedicated an entire blog just to that. She actually comes in at a staggering 235. I'm not impressed.

    OK, well maybe I'm a little impressed that she has done it and I haven't, but in comparison with the other 200+ people above her, it's not so impressive.

    I love to read this kind of stuff. It can be very inspirational.

    By the way, The Donald and Steven Spielberg are tied at 83. I don't know why I find that funny, but I do.

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    The Blessed Ascension of John Roberts

    by Joshua Minton

    Our society works best when there are a lot of opinions funneled through just and righteous laws of governance. The trick is that both sides have to agree on what they’re going do and do it. That is how trust is built between two people, two parties, two cities, two countries, and between human beings and their creator.

    In order for society to work, both sides must also agree to abide by and enforce the laws as they are written (and not through the judiciary).

    I think Chief Justice Roberts is the best qualified person to lead our Supreme Court that I've ever heard discuss the law in a public forum.

    And another conservative minority or female in the Associate Justice's spot vacated by Sandra Day O'Conner will go a long way toward reeling this court and this country back from the tyrannical line it crossed in the 1960s.

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    If You Want to Stop War, You Must Create Better Art!

    by Joshua Minton

    Social change on a massive scale happens in one of two ways--through War or Art.

    I define War as any aggressive act that is meant to secure space: ideological space, geographical space, space for resources, or space to procreate.

    Acts of war always lower the living standards of those around you, even if your personal living standard goes up. You are a selfish prick if you live your live by the philosophy of making total war on those around you.

    I define Art as any idea, expression, product, or service that raises your living standard as well as those around you through the majesty of spiritually creative and morally intelligent synergy applied through artistic talents and skill sets.

    I think it’s clear which road is more profitable but you decide for yourself.

    We watched in real time as soldiers rolled into the desert of a foreign nation and secured the borders. Then the cameras were shut off once the real war began but, for the first time in history, passive observers witnessed the creation of War happening in real time and that is the point.

    Because while we can experience the actual creation of War, we can also participate in the creation of art in real time.
    Through the proper use of blogs, podcasts, e-mail newsletters, and aggressive marketing (both off and online), artists now have a potential and a platform to reach billions of people each second.

    How many are taking advantage of it?

    And while we’re asking questions, how many artists are wasting their time marching in the streets?

    How many are sitting around bitching to their co-workers and friends and feeling completely helpless and creatively void?

    How many are filling up warehouses of cyberspace with wasteland rhetoric and inflammatory political crap, throwing turds into an already muddy pond?

    How many artists are churning out spiritually, morally, and intellectually absent work that continues to deal with the parts of the whole instead of the entire framework and content of life like proper art should?

    If you’re one of these artists, then SNAP OUT OF IT!

    You've been given the greatest democratic tool of free expression in history and it is yours to waste or use to improve the living standard of yourself and the people around you.

    If you can pull it off, you will inspire those around you to act differently toward their circles of influence and society will begin humming again.

    A renaissance isn't a bomb that falls on the city. It’s a hot stone dropped into an already warm and rippling pond. The stone’s impact unifies the motion of the waves into growing concentric circles that touch the heart long before they ever reach the mind.

    Joseph Campbell always said that if a mythology or work of art has to be explained to the mind in rational terms, it is no longer functioning to put you in touch with the mystery that is the true source of your own being.

    Stop explaining things and don't waste energy where it doesn't synergize.

    As an artist, you will never defeat warlords arguing with them on their terms. They have the map and they are the ones driving the vehicle, dropping the bombs, and cutting off heads.

    It is your civic duty as an artist to use your talents, skill sets, experience, and passion to repaint the landscape and make the Warlord’s map obsolete.

    Artists must rise beyond the pettiness of local bickering by pooling the strengths and resources of those around them into an inspiration that can be creatively channeled into their strengths, talents, and skill sets to produce art on the breakthrough level of universal human expression (instead of petty and limited social group expression which 99% of so-called artists are putting out today).

    As an artist, you must pull back the veil of mystery that surrounds us all, so we may once again connect with the true source of inspiration which lies in the secret heart of every person on Earth.




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    September 23, 2005

    I Don't Trust Hypnosis

    by Joshua Minton

    And this is why.

    Imagine being called up on stage with twenty other people and then being hypnotized and made to simulate sex with your chair in front of an audience of hundreds and a convenient video camera which will broadcast your lunacy to the entire world.

    Trust me, it's much funnier when it didn't happen to you.

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    September 22, 2005

    A Classic Rap Triple Play

    by Joshua Minton

    I was rollin' with all the windows down on the SUV and the Old School Rap channel The Rhyme kickin' on XM. There was an awesome triple play of: Cinderfella by Dana Dane, I Need Love by L.L. Cool J, and Criminal Minded by Boogie Down Productions.

    That triple-terror of classics was a pure and joyful stroll down memory lane.

    I love satellite radio!

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    I'm Glad it Wasn't Me in That Hurricane

    by Joshua Minton

    I firmly believe that the only two sources of truth come out of the mouths of children and decrepitly old people.

    I was standing at the eye doctor's counter today, forking over my plastic and clipboard when this old lady wheels in on a manual wheelchair.

    For some reason, we got on the topic of Hurricanes Katrina and now Rita.

    The old woman threw up her hands and became very animated. She started telling us about how she had just moved up here two months ago and how happy she was that she wasn't there.

    And that got me thinking, You know what? I'm glad I wasn't there too!

    What happened to honesty in the world? Can't I be happy that my parents, grandparents and past ancestors didn't settle down in an area that was geologically unsafe to habitate? Can't I breathe a Darwinian sigh of relief that so-far Natural Selection has snared me in its net yet?

    Can't we just be honest without incrimination anymore?

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    How to Create Your Own Digital Medical Record

    by Joshua Minton

    MSNBC.com has a great article on websites and services that allow you to create your own digital medical record that is completely portable.

    Each person must begin taking control of their personal healthcare and not allow doctors, insurance companies and corporate agendas to dictate their personal health strategies.

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    September 21, 2005

    The Economics of Slavery, the Real Cause of the Civil War, and What We Need to Do to Fix This Shit

    by Joshua Minton

    Preface to the Essay

    Sometimes when I'm reading books that are helping to change my worldview, I like to compose short essays that let me organize and capture what the author is saying in my own words but try and bust it down to an even simpler expression and hopefully take it beyond to a directly related argument in language that any reasonable person can read and understand. This should be the purpose and goal of good expository writing (many journalists and bloggers would do well to heed its magic and obey--I don't make the rules, I just define them).

    I've been using this process to formulate my thoughts on slavery and the civil war, following reading Thomas Sowell's book Applied Economics: Thinking Beyond Stage One.

    Reading this book was one of those blessed paradigm-shifting moments where the myst that obfuscates the inside of the crystal ball has shifted away from an area where I can almost see the other side.

    Before reading the essay, you should know that Dr. Sowell is one of the most brilliant social thinkers alive at this time on Earth...and yes, he's a black man if that should matter to you in any way (let's be honest, that biological fact will validate or invalidate the ideas he is expressing in the minds of many people who read them). But I ask that you engage these ideas on their merit as successful and brilliant ideas; because that is how Dr. Sowell would treat you.

    Two years ago, I got an email back from Dr. Sowell about a question I had about the gold standard and how it affected currency. I remember thinking, Wow, this guy took five minutes from his day to email me back. That is just stand-up and his character shines through in a universally obvious way.

    On a professional level, Dr. Sowell has dealt with race from every aspect and his economic and moral philosophy of how the world best works for a free people left to trade under noble pretenses has been an anchor for me as I have defined and documented my individual core values. His arguments have risen so far beyond and above race that he should be immediately recognized and fraternally revered as the beacon of liberty that he is.

    The Economics of American Slavery, the Real Cause of the Civil War, and What We Need to Do to Fix This Shit

    by Joshua Minton


    Being Worked to Death


    Consider that most of the inmates in Communist-run forced labor camps were worked completely to death. And where privately-owned slaves were cheap and easy to replace, they were most often worked to death and replaced with the next body. These slaves were treated as livestock that was killed but didn't get eaten or as tools which once broken couldn't be fixed (which meant they were worth even less to a farmer or manufacturer).

    But where slaves were privately owned and had to be imported, there was a completely different economic attitude towards them and thanks to many of these slave-owners also being devout Christians, a whole new value system emerged regarding slaves and their humanity and ultimately their freedom. But this paradigm revolution that saw slaves going from chattel to equal human beings began as a worship of value that came about because slaves were so difficult and expensive to procure in pre-Civil War America.

    From this property worship, the Christian concept of brotherly love merged with a changing social atmosphere that favored individual liberty over collective tyranny and ultimately resulted in the overall decimation of slavery in the civilized Western world.

    Every lash of the whip has been repaid by the slash of the sword (or any available thermonuclear device) and we are culturally ready to face and finally go beyond our nation's birth of spiritual freedom from the bowels of moral tyranny.

    Some Slaves were Worth More Than Others


    The next thing I'd like you to consider is that it was paid immigrants (Irish mainly), and not enslaved Africans, who were hired and allocated toward the most dangerous tasks like draining malarial swamps, working directly with steam, building the railroads (along with the Chinese), etc.

    African slaves in the Antebellum South were far too valuable to be used so willy-nilly in dangerous tasks that any "Paddy" could do and significantly lower the risk factor of losing valuable property to the inevitable accident.

    Sowell asks a pertinent question that every Economist worth their signature would also ask:
    How does involuntary labor in general affect the allocation of scarce resources which have alternative uses? (50)
    When you're forcing someone to perform involuntary labor, labor they are being threatened by force or even murder to perform; your resources are not being diverted based on a price reflecting their value.

    In other words, you could be wasting and overpaying for far less than the best your resources could be bringing you. You might think that you're winning, but it's likely you'd be losing your ass.

    The cool thing about the global market is that usually when you negotiate your goods and services based on their price value in a market with minimal restrictions (enough to keep you and the other honest person from getting ripped off by swindlers and frauds), you know that they're going to their most efficient uses. You know why you're winning--because you are offering the best that the market has to offer in your area and you are constantly improving upon it to meet your audience's needs and desires. And when you win like this, the living standard of everyone rises and there is more happiness.

    And likewise, when you enter the market behind tyrannical tax loopholes and ridiculous tariffs set up for political or corporate rather than economic reasons, or you legislate and regulate based on corporate special interest groups who each have a separate and divisive agenda, then the living standard of everyone ultimately suffers and there is more misery in the world.

    It basically comes down to whether you are an Enlightened human being committed to the principles of individual liberty that this country was founded upon or if you're a rotten prick who is attracted to the over-regulation and immovable governing infrastructure that has marked every fascist, socialist and communistic regime in recorded history (all being left-leaning ideologies favoring state power before the individual and directly undermining the Declaration of Independence upon which our Constitution is founded).

    A Short History of Slave Economics


    The word slavery comes from the word Slav which is in almost every major language spoken. The slavs of Europe were slaves hundreds of years before Africans were ever negotiated for, seized, and forced into slavery.

    The slavs were the true chattel and timbers in the history of slavery--they were a seemingly inexhaustible resource that could be burned out like coal and then thrown away when they had burned down to ash. These were the least valuable human beings who ever lived and I'd like to give them a moment of mental silence in reverence for their collective suffering.

    Okay the moment has passed--let's get back to the topic at hand.

    Sowell points out that the more skilled and harder the task being performed by a slave, the higher the slave's value was in their owner's mind. This was based on their value to produce in the marketplace or on a more personal level (I don't need to go into specifics here).

    Sowell's whole point in bringing up this distinction is to show that there were many areas of value between the paradigms of slavery and individual freedom and that these areas were based upon and can be studied in terms of the market value of the individual slave.

    So if, like Antebellum Southern Americans of the past, you had to import slaves and encourage them to procreate in order to increase their production value (hence the slave population which would ultimately drive down their cost as more supply was raised to meet demand); then you would begin looking upon your slave as a very valuable investment, as much as you would your home and other major assets.

    In essence, slaves at that time were the biggest and most versatile tool in the southern chest and the bread and butter would have stopped coming if the tool was taken away from them.

    This is a very important point to make because many people excuse modern day issues of health care, civil defense, and the tax structure as social issues far too complex to solve in our time. Well, how do you think the Founders felt about slavery, knowing its economic stranglehold on the country as well as its ugly, evil, spirit- and value-killing truth?

    It wasn't until a great fusion of ideas, principles, and morality that slavery began to socially self-destruct.

    • The principal was the Christian concept of foundational love for one's neighbor

    • The moral, economic, and legal ideas were those of John Locke, Frederic Bastiat, and the American Founding Fathers who all stated unequivocally that every human being is born with certain inherent rights that can never be taken except by voluntary submission through ignorance, complacency, or sheer evil

    This is still the spiritual struggle for America and has been from the beginning. We continue to wrestle with being founded upon individual freedom but supported by cultural tyranny. This has, in fact, now become the overall struggle in the world and the winners of this war might not even have a world and society left worth fighting for.

    Like Kevin Kostner's character said in Open Range, "Someday you're going to realize that there are things worse than dying and that those are the things worth fighting for."

    Every World War, Civil War, and straight up War of Invasion ever fought by the United States has been sold as securing territory in the paradigmatic area between complete slavery and complete individual liberty a little closer to the final touchdown pass on our side (which is Liberty, in case you forgot).

    But America isn't just a contestant in this game--we're the game board and the game rules. We control the pieces. We control the dice. And we are dealing the cards.

    But once those cards are dealt, they have to be played and the rules take over at that point.

    Conclusion: The Real Cause of the American Civil War and Starting the Clean-Up


    Slavery is the most inefficient and ineffective way to get things done that require manual labor. Not only does it waste valuable resources through ineffective planning that stems from ignorance of the labor value, but it robs the spiritual and moral energy from the slave-holder.

    This was obvious to our Founding Fathers and Congress; and slavery was well on its way to being outlawed in the 1850s and this would have been accomplished in the next thirty years had the American South chose to sit still and let it happen as quietly and smoothly as possible.

    The Southern leaders saw what was coming as clearly as a thundercloud in a blue sky. And instead of passively laying down to watch the foundation of their entire society be gradually pulled out from under their feet, they acted according to the spirit of the Constitution--seceding from a union they felt was no longer protecting their best interests.

    A freshman President, as virgin to being Commander-in-Chief as Bush was on 9/11, had to make the biggest cultural, political, and martial decision ever made in American history up to that point (even bigger than The Louisiana Purchase which started the entire cycle of going beyond the boundaries of The Constitution).

    He decided to hold the Union together at any cost.

    Initially, this meant keeping the south just as it was, slaves and all, but as time progressed it became apparent that the Union would not win until the war acknowledged and joined the greater paradigm war going on for individual liberty against moral, spiritual, and social tyranny.

    So the Emancipation came followed by the slaves being freed from legal bondage through the laws of the Federal Constitution.

    Of course, changing the legal bondage at the state and local level took another hundred years and the cultural bondage is just now beginning to break.

    Progress in this last phase of the Race War has been retarded due to various in-group focusing of resources into cultural identities far different from that which The Constitution demands of its citizens.

    We are called upon by a higher order to be socially and morally responsible individual citizens driven by our spiritual passions for greater lives for ourselves and those around us instead of pathetic and herded social groups being hauled around by the nosering of our group-defined definition of collective suffering.

    The gradual destruction of the values and principles that our Holy social union was founded upon has resulted in a fragemented people who aren't even united under a common Federal identity and purpose. And it is this struggle for definition that was the real cause of the Civil War and is the root cause of every other war ever fought.

    Recognizing this as a fact like you do when you see the moon in a dark night sky, you should realize that we must do something to fix all this bullshit before our species teeters off the edge as one more failed experiment that fell prey to the physics, biology, and sociology of entropy (in other words, we ignorantly remain closed systems which are inevitably torn down by the physics of corporeal reality).

    We must first define our cultural vision and personal identities in terms of individual liberty. And We must recognize and overcome the horrors and fears of the past so We have the strength and determination to take advantage of the the opportunities of the present and turn them into the hopes for the future.



    ©2005 Family Bliss Enterprises, Inc.

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    I'm Not a Superstitious Person...

    by Joshua Minton

    ...but if I believed that storms were bad omens and punishment for evil doing...I might be tempted to throw in the towel at this point.

    If I believed that massive death and destruction could be meted out from the identity of a social divinity universally recognized to be a bastard to his enemies and a lover to his minions...I'd probably fold my hand.

    If I knew in my heart of hearts that the paradigm and value-culture center of my life was inherently evil and that I would be punished for my moral transgressions as well as those of my friend and neighbor who I was too weak-willed to give my open opinions and support to...I'd cash in my chips and go home to love the ones I'm with.

    If I had what some call faith, the ability to look away and hum while the world burns around me, I'd probably make a better party voter.

    I'd be a lot more things if I were a superstitious person.

    May God bless and protect those in the Gulf region once again as they bear the burden of media tragedy and entertainment for the next three weeks.

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    Slipping Point (demo) by Joshua Minton

    by Joshua Minton

    (02:03)
    This is a demo I wrote in response to an e-mail I got from a guy I've been extending a handshake to for two years now.

    No one should have to beg for friendship because they are sorry for wrong pastdoings and seriously want to make amends.

    Here are the lyrics so far:

    Something bad is coming up,
    Something troubling.
    Something bad is coming up,
    something from underneath.

    I’m walking ‘round hysterical
    I just can’t think to see
    I’m feeling ‘round hylerical
    but the only thing funny is me

    Cause I think I’m missing out on all the good times too;
    and I just can’t see myself getting to the end and looking back on it blue

    And if you think you’re think you’re gonna quit well then you might as quit cause who needs you

    to row a boat across the ocean if you can’t even swim so fuck off too!
    ©2005 Family Bliss Enterprises, Inc.

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    September 19, 2005

    The Changing Threat of Electronic Information Piracy

    by Joshua Minton

    Be aware of this and update your antivirus and firewall software if you use Windows or get smart and switch to a Mac for your internet surfing.
    ...Attackers are increasingly targeting your assets and your private information.


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    I Told You Months Ago to Invest in LED Lights

    by Joshua Minton

    As more press attention begins going toward this lighting technology, their value is going to gain. These LED lights will be very expensive for the next few years until the Tipping Point passes and there are factories and businesses set up to deliver them en masse to the global marketplace.

    They are more efficient and economic in terms of energy used and money spent to power. They can be coordinated within a community so as to virtually eliminate light pollution and open up the skies again to those of us living in urban areas.

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    Light On at the End of the World

    by Joshua Minton



    This is a first round demo--as in, I just wrote it this morning. Here are the lyrics:

    When you see the light go on

    Will you stand and wait
    For the looters to come?

    If you stay
    Then you betray
    The light of faith in which you were made.

    And if you break a promise you make
    Your pool of light will quickly fade

    And what will you do when the light goes out
    And there’s nothing but you and the lock on your house?

    You can’t even scream
    There’s no one to hear
    Echoing head, platitudes of fear.

    It’s all breaking down
    The crap and the crown
    Ashes we keep to regrow the ground.

    I want you to know
    Before we all go
    The push and the shove
    they could have been love.

    Let me know what you think.

    ©2005 Family Bliss Enterprises, Inc.

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    Results from the Poll for 9/12-9/16 2005

    by Joshua Minton

    The question was: Do you think the country is better off, worse off, or the same since John Kerry lost the 2004 election?

    [Double Click Chart for Blow Up]



    • 27% said Better Off
    • 36% said Worse Off
    • 36% said The Same

    Now, I have a pretty diversified readership meaning I court just as many liberal readers as I do moderates and conservatives and I'd be willing to bet that this is a general consensus opinion--that the country is no better than or worse off since the 2004 election.

    This is surprising since I slighted the question to essentially bait John Kerry supporters and I expected a surge in anti-Bush votes for the "Worse Off" category.

    My personal vote was that the country is the same since 2004. I don't think President Bush has shown much leadership since the start of the Iraq War and perhaps that was the primary reason he was put up for office in the first place.

    And I'm not talking about conspiracy theories here because my constitution forces me to accept election results at face value because the alternative that elections are fixed exercises put on for hegemonic show would probably incite me to start a rebellion in my own neighborhood and let it ring out in concentric word-of-mouth circles through the entire country like an ideavirus that got out of the gate.

    George W. Bush won both elections fair and square and those who think differently can slob a knob because we are where we are and we need to deal with reality as it is, focusing on what should be and completely ignoring what could or should have been, except by extracting distinct of what not to do.


    I think these poll results gains credibility when you review Bush's speeches and statements since that time--nothing really controversial, just "keep it up and stay the course," etc.

    A true leaders shakes the ground they walk on even when they tip toe and this President is no longer a ground shaker as far as I can see. He's a man in a nightgown and long dangly hat with a candle, barefooting his way through the house so as not to step on a creaking board. The only noises being made are those of the mice and cockroaches who have been following in his footsteps to pick up the crumbs (and this includes you, mainstream media).

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    Ed Adkins Really Knows How to Piss People Off Online

    by Joshua Minton

    Damn Ed! I thought I was good at pissing people off online but you have just won the hot potato until the next Blog War heats up.

    Ed apparantly made some disparaging comments about Tom Green that got picked up by Green and fed to his rabid fan base who are trying to skewer Ed on his own site. But Ed is holding his own and, in my opinion, is clearly coming out on top.

    One wonders if they would actually want an audience who has acted with such immaturity and lack of thought beyond the brainstem as Green's blog fans...yeah, I guess one would.

    Which makes it all the more righteous to get out there and fug with them.

    Keep it up, Ed. Blog Wars are better than reality TV.



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    September 18, 2005

    Check Out This Drunk Woman Cracking This Reporter Across the Head on Live Television

    by Joshua Minton

    This is too funny.

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    The Quote of the Day Comes from Kurt Vonnegut...

    by Joshua Minton

    ...who is once again the author of a Best Seller.

    He says, "When Hemingway killed himself he put a period at the end of his life; old age is more like a semicolon."

    I don't care who you are or how you vote--you should have read Kurt Vonnegut at some point in life. Everyone creams over Slaughterhouse-Five and Cat's Cradle but my personal preference is The Sirens of Titan.

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    Forget Terrorism and Hurricanes, A Giant Planet-Eating Dust Cloud Named Chaos is Going to Destroy the Earth in 2014

    by Joshua Minton

    That right, listen to Too Short and get in where you fit in, fooh because our future existence in this solar system could be in serious doubt once this massive dust cloud, 10-million miles wide, strikes our solar system and takes the sun and its planetary orbiters along with it.
    "Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter.

    "Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."

    To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid.

    "It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.
    It should be one hell of a show.

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    September 17, 2005

    I Just Bought a $180 Trash Can

    by Joshua Minton

    ...because I can.

    We live in a world where displaced people who have had their homes ravaged and their lives turned upside down turn around and use the tax payer money given to them so that they can begin to rebuild...on strip clubs and $$2,000 shoes.

    So, I thought, since I can afford it, and since I've earned it--I'd go out and buy the most expensive trash can I could find.

    This way, I'll rest peacefully knowing that while there is trash out there wearing the most expensive clothes and buying the most expensive nudity around. My trash will be kept safe and sound in the most expensive vessel conceived of by man for private use.