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October 30, 2005

Why Is Corporate America So Afraid of Blogs and Where the Hell are all the Corporate Bloggers?

by Joshua Minton

If you've read the recent Forbes.com article Attack of the Blogs (subscription required), then you believe that the blogosphere is a giant attack squad just waiting to destroy your brand credibility online.

I don't want to downplay that part of the blogosphere because there are definitely those bloggers out there without scruples and who have an axe to grind--and they can destroy you if they want to; just ask Dan Rather and Trent Lott. But the article is a little over the edge on the fear factor. At one point, they actually state that bloggers differ from mainstream journalists because mainstream journalists put their credibility on the line with every article.

I think this distinction is totally unfair because there are plenty of bloggers who put their credibility on the line with every post (many times a day compared to once a week for most journalists). And keep in mind that most bloggers post without an editor snipping and shaping their posts to conform with an overall corporate vision.

In other words, just like in mainstream journalism, there are good bloggers and bad bloggers and it's up to the reader to figure out which is which and who is whom. So, the burden of proof falls far heavier on the individual Internet surfer's shoulders in the blogosphere than the page-turning Sunday Times reader who is reading what has been neatly packaged for him under the corporate vision of whichever major corporate conglomerate happens to own their local paper.

Now, when I think of credible bloggers who are serving the community they have built, I think of Darren Rowse over at ProBlogger.net who teaches bloggers how to shape their blogs into a community-building and money-making machine and how to do it ethically without stepping all over people.

I think of Major Nelson whose blog and blog casts are building up a sidebar community to the X-Box Live community (Major Nelson is a Director at Microsoft working with the X-Box Live team).

I think of Antimedia, who has dedicated his site to exposing the lies and obfuscations that take place daily in mainstream media.

Each of these bloggers operate their sites with integrity and they have been my mentors and teachers whom I have deliberately shaped my own blog and blogging behavior after.

And like many of these great bloggers, I have created my own Blog Disclaimer Policy which discloses my own ethics to the Internet surfer who I hope continues to come back to my site daily for the insightful social commentary and creative writing that I work very hard to put out day after day.

For example, I do not name companies that I have worked for or that I presently work for in my blog posts. I don't name people or discuss proprietary information simply because doing so woudl be inherently against my ethics. I don't want to build my success upon the backs and failures of others.

I have summed up my views on this with the following statement:
I do not want to reach the end of my career and look back down the ladder of my success and realize that the steps I used to ascend were actually the bodies of those who got in my way or provided easy targets to take advantage of. I like to be more creative in my solutions and build upon the synergy created through solid relationships with others.
But not every blogger shares my ethics and many have built reputations based on destroying those in power and setting themselves up as some kind of champion of the people (think virtual Bill O'Reilly); therefore corporations would be wise to consistently monitor the blogosphere for brand-slams that need to be dealt with immediately (and I'm not talking about threat of legislation because that won't work).

If you are the victim of a blog swarm attack, you need to get out there and confront it immediately. If there is incorrect or slighted information being posted about your company then someone in your organization must contact the webmaster of the blog either through e-mail, directly in the offending blog comment section, through trackbacks to your own blog post or, better yet, through all three methods.

Despite what the Forbes article says, reputation is everything online and when someone targets you, there isn't even time to call and consult a lawyer on the phone. The opportunity cost spent waiting on hold for your lawyer is enough to destroy your brand credibility online and would leave you with a mountain of litigation fees which amount to nothing more than swatting a fat hand at a mosquito swarm who regroups and attacks after every swing. And like the camper without Skin-So-Soft, you'll end up bloody, scratching, and broken.

But most companies are totally ignorant when it comes to operating online; they are fighting this online war like the British fought the Americans in the Revolution and how the government fights the War on Drugs--like mindless cogs lined up in bright clothes shooting at phantoms while rebels in the trees with high power rifles pick them off one by one.

Paying a company to monitor your brand online is only the first step of protecting your company brand image online. You must develop your own online personality in the form of a corporate spokesperson who has a legitimate blogging presence in the blogosphere as well as inside your own corporate Intranet community.

According to a recent post by Rich Ottum over at e-StrategyOne Buzz:
In a survey of corporate marketing and communications professionals conducted by Guidewire and iUpload, 55 percent of corporations are blogging. 91.4 percent of these use blogs for internal communications and 96.6 percent for external outreach as well.
Now my question is, "Where the hell are the rest of the corporate bloggers?" None of the managers, directors, vice presidents, or CEOs of any of the companies I have worked for during the past two years have ever used the term blog or podcast in any conversation, private or public.

I once even gave a presentation to high level managers and directors at one company about the benefits of offering access to and encouraging associates from every level of the organization, from CEO down to the frontline people, to establish and build their own blogs and communicate their personal viewpoints on what is going on around them in their company. I further encouraged them to adopt and encourage the use of RSS feeds to distribute blog posts, podcasts, and videoblogs throughout their organization.

When the presentation was over, most of the people in the room looked like Malcolm Dowell in A Clockwork Orange after his "rehabilitation treatment."

Sure, there are risks involved in such a bold release of responsibility but just imagine the organization that has the guts and foresight to adopt this vision. Imagine a company where the CEO subscribes to the blog of a frontline employee and discovers a customer service issuewith a major client before that associate can even address it with their supervisor and calls the other company's contact to let them know that the matter has been settled before the contact has even been made aware there was an issue at all. Now that is customer service!

Imagine this same CEO following another frontline employee who is having serious harrasment problems with their manager. The CEO puts their own feelers out into the situation, finds it to be a volatile and collects enough informational proof to fire the offending manager before they can do any more internal damage.

Imagine being able to record a CEO's quarterly corporate speech to the board of investors, edit it with a software program, and put it out as a podcast or video blog cast on the CEO's blog (whose RSS feed all associates are obligated to subscribe to) that same afternoon. This same CEO can set up a three hour block of time the next day to entertain questions or concerns from employees all over the organization through blog comments, instant message, or a conference call depending on the size of the company.

The possibiliites are endless for removing traditional barriers within the organization which prevented the unleashing of human potential across the organization.

The power to destory online is far overshadowed by the power to create and it's a shame that more companies aren't rushing to hire a blogger or team of bloggers to become their virtual face online and protect the interests of the company online.

Companies in the future must be willing to apologize and explain when valid business mistakes happen (as they inevitably will). I just hope that fear of the blogosphere doesn't keep companies away from using the enormous potential for much longer because those that come to the well first are going to get the freshest water and the biggest share of the information market gold rush that is occuring online before our eyes every single day around the world.

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Sowell Skewers Segregation Transportation Myth in the Wake of Rosa Parks Death

by Joshua Minton

Thomas Sowell has an excellent and eye-opening article this week about the history of racial segregation on public transportation in the South.

He basically skewers the popular myth that everyone in the south was behind Jim Crow laws and that the business owners were behind the laws which kept blacks and whites in different seats on the bus.

This is an article definitely worth reading.

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The Lunacy of the Criminally Stoned

by Joshua Minton

Sometimes, you've just got to laugh at stoners:
In September, Anthony R. Martin, 52, of Belleville, Ill., became the latest person to call the police and complain that someone had stolen his illegal drugs. But there was more: Martin told the investigating officer that a hostile neighbor had taken his marijuana plants, but when he showed the officer the room where he usually kept them, the plants were still there. Martin then said whoever took them must have returned them. He was charged with growing marijuana.
This is exactly why I quit smoking pot after college.

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October 29, 2005

Expectations of and Reflections on My Ten-Year High School Reunion

by Joshua Minton

*This post is actually a reprint from posts I made back in the early Summer of 2003 which have been combined into one longer piece.


Expectations of My Ten-Year Reunion

It’s supposedly a milestone in one’s life. In the John Mayer song No Such Thing he sings:
I want to run through the halls of my high school.
I want to scream at the top of my lungs.
I just found out there’s no such thing as the real world,
It’s just a lie we’ve got to rise above
I just can’t wait for my ten-year reunion
I’m gonna bust down those double doors.
And when I’m standing on the table before you,
You’ll find out what all this time was for.
And that, I think, is what we would all like—to be able to walk in to that banquet room in the Marriott and have our decade of accomplishments stream out behind us as silent and obvious as the ribbons on the handlebars of a little girl’s bicycle flying down the hill on West Chester Road. And some of us will. Most of us will most likely schmooze and smile and laugh and toast and show pictures of our kids and talk about our houses or the horror stories and epiphanies of the travels we’ve made. We shouldn’t talk about politics, but probably will once a couple of drinks have settled into the collective bloodstream. People who used to laugh at the fat Rush Limbaugh when he was on television the year we graduated now listen to him daily with religious solemnity. And some of us who shouted “Eff tha police,” are now thinking about running for office. What’s the old saying, “If you’re not a liberal by the time you’re twenty, you’ve got no heart. But if you’re not conservative by the time that you’re thirty, you’ve got no brain?”

Four years that began with words like wigger and ended with phrases like "Just Let it Ride" are such a small of part of who we were and, more importantly, who we now are. The temptation will be to sell ourselves to each other two weeks from Saturday, but I would like to warn myself against it. Not many of us walked around unmasked and our high school days were so innocent in the pre-Columbine era that the idea of someone packing heat in the classroom is laughable even now. Let’s not make this an auction block of pulchritude; we should all bust down those double doors and if some of us want to stand on those tables, there are others of us that will toast them and laugh as they are carried from the room cursing. I’ve given enough stoned sermons in the rain to know when to speak and when not to; it’s all about targeting the audience, you dig?

But there are a few observational rituals that should be performed:
  • There’s a video yearbook that’s bound to be projected onto a large screen, embarrassing those of us who’ve put on twenty pounds in the last ten years (although my wife says I wear it well, like Anthony Michael Hall in his USA show The Dead Zone).

  • The specter of those two state basketball championships will still have a gossamer hold in our minds as the two greatest basketball games ever played before our eyes, one of them teaching us the painful experience of loss and the other the glorious high of victory.

  • And what about the lunch boycott that we all thought was going to change the world? Packing my lunch was as alien to me then as holding the baby that now sits rested against my chest as I type this would have seemed to the 17 year old young Minton. Now I pack my lunch every day—take that Mr. Craig Ullery with your evil syndicate lunch cartel. I’m still stickin’ it to you with every spread of mayonnaise I make.

  • Or maybe we should play a "Get to Know You Again Game" like the old under the chin orange pass. That might allow some of us to fulfill our entire ill sated chin to high school breast (aged 10 years) fantasies; but then again, our wives and husbands might not appreciate such emotional and physical fulfillment.

In the end, I suppose we shall each bring our own expectations or lack of them with us as we walk into that banquet hall. Some of us will lug the same chips on our shoulders that we had ten years ago, the same only heavier like Jacob Marley’s chains forged link-by-link, year-by-year, and minute-by-minute. Others will float in with no cares and no responsibilities.

Personally, I’m looking forward to closing this chapter in my life. Sometimes I try to step back from the immediacy of life as myself and think about where I would be in an hour-long episode of my Biography on A&E (yes, I’m that audacious and grow more so with age). I figure that I’m working on about 15 minutes in, with commercials. There’s not much to say yet, except I miss seeing everyone, look forward to seeing them again in a couple weeks and look even more forward to hearing about your accomplishments in the future (failures never seem to be reported with the same efficiency and almost never appear in obituaries, so pardon my lack of concern with the downfall of others).

If my life were a biography that began with “I was born,” like David Copperfield, then this would be Chapter 3, a chapter that began with my thumb on the keg hose flip, gravity bong hits, careless encounters of the flesh with the inevitable next day residue of guilt and spent satisfaction, and fraternity hazing with me crying out the Founding Fathers names until my voice gave and tears stung my eyes like Isopropyl alcohol. The chapter ends in a monogamous relationship that has lasted longer than Jr. High and High School combined, an infant son who looks more and more like me every day, a new home with a 5%, 30 year fixed rate mortgage, 401K statements, a closer relationship with my parents and my parents-in-law than I ever thought would be possible, and my writing skills sharpened and heated into adamantium claw butane torches that slash and burn like Sherman through Atlanta.

The first sentence of the last paragraph of Chapter 3 will read, “I walked into the banquet hall with the dizzy ambulation of a surgery patient who has slipped away from the operating table still under the effects of anesthesia.” And the last line will read, “I walked out with a smile on my face, waving a salute to everyone I saw, missing them already and looking forward to facing the future that tomorrow only brings at crossroad moments such as this. Scarlet O’Hara, eat your Southern Belle heart out.”

Well, I’ll see you all there and don’t expect me to stand on tables or be this charming in person; the best writers are good liars before they are good human beings.


Reflections on My High School Ten-Year Reunion

It went great. Better than great, it was life affirming (now I sound like Maya Angelou, let me stop). But seriously, it was everything I hoped it would be and if you'll let me take you through the literary equivalent of a Springsteen song, I'll tell you why. Rip the sleeves off your thin T-shirt, snarl, and hum, "…Pass me by/In the wink of a young girl's eye/Glory Days…"

When I got there, I was hit with a sudden bout of shyness and decided to play the man on the side routine by sitting at a table out of the center of the action with my wife. We had a good conversation about adult things we hadn't been able to talk about since the boy came in May. But in between those fits of spousal laughter, I was watching you all, taking you in.

Man, you all looked great.

Almost the entire cast of my pubescent masturbatory fantasies was there, dolled up diamond divas, smiling and strutting around in full knowledge that they still had it. Old stories were exchanged, and usually talking incessantly of the past bores the shit out of me, but it was different. As people spoke, I could actually see the negative effects of a decade drain from their faces and we were all teenagers again. It was like the dance contest in Grease and my still flaring bout of shyness made me the nerd who dated Frenchie.

But I continued watched you all do your thing, man, still pros at schmoozing; it's an art I've never learned to turn on. With myself, when I am on, you can't stop me. When I'm on, I'm like magma oozing into Pompeii, destroying any semblance of decent civilization. But when I'm off, I'm shy like the naked white guy in a locker room of naked black football players. Sorry, gang; it was an off night for me. But I was able to catch your run-off and I became drunk with it (it was free, unlike the $4 beers).

Right before dinner, my buddy Lape came in and I have to tell you guys that there are few people in this world that I am closer to than Chris Lape. I could, at that point, feel the age slipping away from me also. Before I knew it, I was excited to be there. Hell, I even looked down Nicki Dracakis's shirt when she was bent over looking at a picture of my newborn baby. I was suddenly the same old sick and skinny asshole pervert I was at sixteen. It was good to be back.

I caught a picture of me with my senior year neophyte mohawk in the slideshow (Sorry, guys I couldn't even use the excuse of dope because that was before I started smoking it in college) and happened to look around the room and caught a flash; it was like a white wisp that was running through the crowd. Now, maybe I've been playing too many video games in the last ten years, but I know a Power-Up when I see one and this ghoulish wisp wasn't something malevolent. I didn't figure it out until later, but it was growth. True growth. I saw a decade of leadership in that room. I saw people laughing, smiling, and drinking, just like we used to. And dammit, it was sweet. If you could bottle that feeling and sell it, we'd all have profit share in the next Microsoft. But, like all great pleasure, there is the bitter flip side of the coin and it set in almost immediately as I kissed and hugged my good-byes.

I had a few disappointments that I will mention here:
  1. No Kari Gerscheider. The girl had legs as long and mysterious as a backwoods Florida State route. She was always a sweetheart to me and I helped her pass Algebra (because she always wore those daisy dukes and gave the greatest panty shots I ever got as a teenager). I was really hoping to see how she turned out.

  2. No John Foley. Foley and I had some good times. I would've liked to have seen him again and caught up.

  3. No Sean Johnson. This kid said and did some of the stupidest shit that I laugh about to this day. Here are two classic Johnson stories:

    • When he faked falling off Courtney Smitha's trampoline and made like he had broken his neck, causing her babysitter ("Ashley Asshole") to go into a panic where he started guffawing and was promptly asked to leave the house.

    • Here is a discussion with Johnson in the car coming back from Midnight Bowling at Kenwood lanes. Me and Johnson were discussing the sexual habits of a famous couple in our class:

      Me: He fucks the shit out of her.

      Johnsons: No he doesn't.

      Me: Dude, I'm telling you; he fucks the shit of her.

      Johnson: Well, he doesn't fuck the shit out of her...


  4. No members of the Black Enhancement Club. It was a very white affair, my friends, at least from what I saw. It's a shame that there weren't more people of color to help us meet the national quota recently set by the US Supreme Court. If there were people of color and I didn't see them, blame it on my hive-like bout of Wallflowerism.

I only said goodbye to a handful of people; this was because we had to leave early and assume our adult roles again, driving the 2 hours back up to Eastern Columbus to be with our son. But here's what I wished I could've done. I wished I would have had the courage and the inclination to walk up to each of you, hug you, put my palm to your faces and tell you that my world would not be the same without you in it, no matter how insignificant you think you were in my life. We could have never spoken and I still mean every word I just said. If someone were to unstring one of you out of the tapestry of my life, like some divine dressmaker who thought they had used the wrong color, it would be like someone removing Louis Armstrong from the history of American music. Everything would fall apart without you.

Hopefully, I've given you all a warm and fuzzy feeling inside. Hopefully, I've made some of the girls cry and wish they had slept with me ten years ago because I wish they did, too. I want to give a special thanks to Theresa Ruck (no hyphens in my world, sweetheart; we still live in a nomerical patriarchy), Nick Ruck, Jena Burns, Mike Burns, Courtney Woody, Will Woody, Brandae Ertel, Donna Kasten, Rina Patel, and anyone else who I have forgotten that helped plan this thing; you guys did a hell of a job and should be congratulated. Sorry if I messed up anyone's name; there's no spell check for old friends with new surnames.

I had a wonderful time and want to thank each of you who came for allowing me, one more time, to stand in your light. Now it's time for the rest of the world to stand in mine. Here's to conquering the Earth by the 15-Year reunion.

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Blast from the Past: The Lakota Connection

by Joshua Minton

An ambitious fellow Lakota alumni has created a pretty cool forum for the other alumnus from my high school in West Chester, OH to co-mingle again.

I'm on the listproc for my class's ten-year reunion which a few people still use to update others on their kids, who dies, etc.

It seems like Tread has built up a pretty good community that cuts through the class boundaries that limited us and yet gave us a sense of identity so long ago.

In the end, high school like war, bonds people together through a common experience under a common banner and it doesn't matter if you were freshman when they were seniors or your were an M-16 toting grunt when they were your commanding officer--the experience is the bond, not the categorization of the experience.

I believe I'll even dig out the old posts I made back during my ten year reunion...

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Who Would've Thunk It? Dogs Can Get Zits Too!

by Joshua Minton

When I went to wipe the sleep out of my boxer's eyes this morning, I noticed a zit on her muzzle. Check it out:


Weird, huh?

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The Frost is on the Grill

by Joshua Minton




Late Fall has definitely arrived here in Central Ohio. I've got a pot of fresh brewed Millstone marinating in the thermal carafe; I had my traditional toast with peanut butter and pumpkin butter (from Lynd's fruit farm around the corner in Pataskala) and I'm seriously considering lighting a fire in my gas fireplace just for the effect. The fat cat is passed out on the couch pillow behind my head and I'm headed off to the store to restock some of the essentials.

Life is good and it's days like this why I could never move out of this state I love so dearly.

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A Little Halloween Flash

by Joshua Minton




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October 28, 2005

Remote Control Airplanes are for Pussies!

by Joshua Minton

...this is the coolest thing ever!

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A Godfather Epiphany...

by Joshua Minton

...I just finished up rewatching my Godfather Trilogy on DVD.

I just realized that Vincent Mancini who becomes the Don after Michael is the son of Santino and that girl he was humping against the door during the wedding scene in The Godfather.

I guess I just always assumed that Joey Za Za called Vincent a bastard because Sonny was dead and Vincent grew up without a father. But this just clicked for me...

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Stephen King Inks Deal with Marvel to Produce a Dark Tower Comic Book

by Joshua Minton

This should be interesting.

As many of my readers know;, in the summer of 2004, I contacted Stephen King's international agent with my completed screenplay for a pilot episode of a television series closely following the first novel of The Dark Tower titled The Gunslinger. But I was contacted by King's lawyer and told to cease writing and sending out the screenplay immediately, that I had violated King's intellectual property and would be sued if I didn't cease or desist immediately.

So, as you might imagine, I am soured on contacting or working with King's material. But I will always be a Stephen King fan and look forward to seeing how they adapt this fantastic series of stories.

I need to contact my good friend Marc Sumerak who is a Marvel comics writer to see if he can get me any behind the scenes info on this project.

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Who Would've Thunk It? Mr. Sulu is Gay!

by Joshua Minton

George Takei is coming out in the next issue of Frontiers magazine.

Like every other gay person on earth--I don't care! Takei has contributed to one of the greatest bodies of science fiction in the history of mankind, a work which has sewn together the human condition into a format accessible by cultures all over the entire world.

So, to rip off the Fark headline where I got this from, "Set phasers to FAB-U-LOUS!"

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This is Bullshit of the Highest Order!

by Joshua Minton

The Cincinnati Enquirer published an article today announcing to the world that Representative Jean Schmidt (who beat out media darling Paul Hackett for the Cincinnnati Congressional seat so publicized in the liberal blogosphere) has procured a license to carry a concealed firearm. The article describes how her and her "stockbroker husband" (another inciteful term to the Media Elite) took a 12-hour hangun course and "Watch out Cincinnati, U.S. Rep. Jean Schmidt may be armed."

At the bottom of the article, they just happen to mention how Paul Hackett already had a conceal-to-carry license.

Excuse me, but what business is it of the media or anyone else who chooses to exercise their Second Amendment rights, whether that individual is a public servant or not?

Stupid ass media!

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How To Get Fired in 7 Days from a Big Corporation and Still Bounce Back

by Joshua Minton

The Big Call


It was a Wednesday and I had just finished watching the final episode of the television series Lost which I had received on DVD for my birthday. I had turned off the television and was helping my son put up his newest edition to his Fisher Price GeoTrax train set—it was a big mountain which let the train ramp up and rocket down the hill.

The phone rang. My wife had been fretting about this call for days now. It had almost been a week since my last interview with the Director over the hiring manager (again, talk about micromanaging) and I had just finished up another round of cover letters and resumes that were going out in the mail the next day.

I looked at the caller ID and, noting the company’s name on the display, felt a wave of relief spill through me. This was it—the long haul was over and the tension in my house was releasing like a high E string being wound down two pitches on an acoustic guitar.

I answered the phone, trying to hide my pleasure. I about swallowed my tongue when the HR manager told me they were extending the offer at the price they were offering. Now, while I’m not going to tell you guys what the offer was, I will say that it was almost $10,000 more than I made at my previous employer and it happened to be almost $10,000 more than the highest cap that the HR manager told me the position allowed for.

What this meant is that this company wanted me in this position so badly that they extended an offer far greater than the highest salary level they were looking to hire the position in for. I felt flattered and justified at the same time. The years that I had spent building up my skill sets, gaining experiences, and focusing my strengths had paid off. I interviewed well through each step of the process and had been extended a great offer at what I believed at the time was a great company in the industry.

Despite my enthusiasm to accept the offer right away, I did the smart thing. I asked for 24 hours to consider the offer.
BWP Get a Job Tip: Never accept a job offer right away. You need to take copious notes when speaking with the person extending you the offer. Ask them about:
  • 401(k) plan (who administers it, how much does the employer match, and how long before they begin matching it)

  • Bonuses or profit sharing (guaranteed or not?)

  • Vacation/sick time (how much and how long do you have to wait)

  • Tuition Reimbursement (how much, how long do you have to wait, do they participate in any “floating” programs where colleges withhold your bill until after your grades come in)

  • Do they reimburse cell phone, car, computer equipment, etc.

  • Is there a company retirement plan? (If so, how much, how long do you have to wait, etc.)

  • Assuming you accept the offer, what are the next steps (background check, drug test, etc.)
I called the HR manager the next day and accepted their offer. I was told that I could start a week from the next Monday as that should be enough time to get my background check completed. In fact, it took two weeks to finally come through and set my start date.

I spent the next two weeks relaxing, purchasing new professional clothes to add to a wardrobe that had suffered after nine months of working at home. I rewatched season 1 of Everwood on DVD and enjoyed the time as if it were a vacation. Little did I know, but I would be “enjoying” another month off in less than two weeks.

To Be Continued Tomorrow...

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October 27, 2005

The Best Way to Help the Third World Rise Out of Poverty...

by Joshua Minton

...is not to hold overexaggerated benefit concerts that call for the cancellation of world debt (there is no such thing as cancellation of debt--in fact, what these drugged out washed up numbskulls are asking for is for the Western World to eat billions of dollars in goods and services in order to placate inefficient and corrupt regimes so they may become even more inefficient and corrupt).

The answer to Third World Poverty is to teach them the value of preserving and defending private property rights!.

Consider the following quote from page 200 in Applied Economics: Thinking Beyond Stage One (Affiliate Link) by Thomas Sowell:
Those who do not think beyond stage one often think of property rights as simply benefits to those fortunate enough to own property. This ignores the role of property rights as a key link in a chain of events that enable people without property to generate wealth for themselves and the whole society.

One implication of this is that some Third World countries could gain the use of more capital by making property rights more accessible within their own borders than by a ten-fold increase in the amount of foreign aid they receive. Moreover, the increased capital would be in the hands of millions of ordinary people, while foreign aid goes into the hands of the political elite. In short, although property rights are often thought of as things that are important primarily to the affluent and the rich, these legal recognitions of existing assets may be especially needed by poor individuals in poor countries, if they do not wish to continue to be poor.
So, the next time some burned out hippie starts to lecture you about foreign debt over power chords, please point them in Dr.Sowell's direction and tell them "Fug you very much."

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Do Not Deserve to Live List...

by Joshua Minton

It's been a while and that's a good thing. Unfortunately, this one comes from Ohio:
PORTSMOUTH, Ohio — A 21-year-old woman was arrested and charged with abuse of a corpse yesterday in connection with the death of a newborn... Sarah Halcomb confessed to disposing of the infant boy’s body days after she gave birth alone at her home, Sheriff Marty V. Donini said. The child was stillborn, according to preliminary autopsy reports...It appears that Halcomb disposed of the body on a roadside before animals dragged it about 25 yards, Donini said.
This gives new meaning to the term human animal.

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How To Get Fired in 7 Days from a Big Corporation and Still Bounce Back

by Joshua Minton

The Great HR Dance


I breezed through the initial interview which was conducted by the assistant to the actual HR lady. The interview went like this:
HR Lady: Do you have a pulse?

Me: Yes

HR Lady: Do you have a brain that functions?

Me: Yes

HR Lady: Can you spell Health Insurance?

Me: Yes

HR Lady: Okay, I’m going to recommend you to my boss

Me: Thank you.
The second interview came about a week later and was a little more of the same but it did dip into the technical part of my resume and ended up with her saying she’d recommend me to the hiring manager. She said that if I didn’t hear back from the company within five business days, I could assume they had filled the role.

Two and a half weeks later, I was called by the same HR lady to ask if I was available to meet with the hiring manager. I said I was and I did.

What I thought was going to be a one-on-one interview was actually a panel interview. This is where several people grill you on your specific knowledge as well as ask you behavioral questions that are based on the supposition that your past behavior is the best indicator of your future behavior.

This interview took place on a Friday which just happened to be casual dress day. I was wearing my suit and being interviewed by people in jeans. Normally, it’s considered acceptable to dress one level up from those around you; but there is something wrong about being interviewed by people in jeans when you are wearing a suit. Had I been an interviewing manager, I would have worn professional attire and demanded that my interview panel also dress up for the occasion. After all, your intention is to hire strong candidates and you must consider the message that your dress silently sends out to those seeking work in your company.

But I breezed through this interview and was called the next day by the HR manager to see if I would be interested in undertaking yet another interview with the hiring manager’s boss who was a Director. The interview was to take place at 16:00 the next day. I agreed that I would be happy to interview further, although I thought it quite odd that the hiring manager and her panel wouldn’t have the final say on who was hired.

So, I was back at their office, in my other suit, at 15:45 the next day. Unfortunately, the HR manager neglected to mention that this would be a phone interview and that the woman was in a Central region state which is an hour behind Ohio in time.

So, I had to infringe upon this person’s time, make them rearrange their schedule at the last minute and call me in the conference room through an internal extension. The interview was more of the same as the panel, but did move more into the technical realm of business analysis focusing on my Access and Excel skills (I have excellent working knowledge of both programs).

I felt I performed competently in this interview as well, but I wasn’t very impressed with the Director’s personality which was neither warm nor particularly infused with the Leadership vision I have come to expect in those I work for (but again, this was only a first impression and I was never to speak with this woman again during my less than short tenure with the company).

This was essentially my fourth interview the company (one with the HR manager’s assistant, one with the HR manager, one with the manager and her panel, and one with the director that the manager reported to) and I was fairly sure that I was one of the primary candidates (if not the primary candidate being considered for the role.
GET A JOB TIP: Your purpose as a job seeker in an interview is to continue getting asked back for more interviews until an offer is extended to you for a job. In these interviews, you are both the salesperson as well as the product being sold and you must peak the company’s interest in you at every angle. Therefore, “Tell me about yourself” is not a request for a life story but rather “Tell me what you can do for our company.” Answer this question with every response and you will continue to be asked back and will most likely be extended an offer assuming that you have the qualifications and experience they are looking for in a candidate.
During the panel interview, I was told by the hiring manager that they were looking to shake things up and to get some fresh new ideas. I was told that they would always be open to hearing new ideas, etc.

These were the bait and switch lies that were to eventually get me fired from the company because the manager felt threatened by the new ideas and style of presenting them that I brought with me into the company.

I did not hear from the HR manager or anyone else until an offer was extended to me for the position.

To Be Continued Tomorrow...

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October 26, 2005

You've Got To Check Out This Prank...

by Joshua Minton

...a store rigged up a waterbed so that it explodes on anyone who lays in it. The best is the two fat ladies at the end.

Watch the video here.

Hat tip to Leenks.com

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If You Want to Know How Rich People Treat Education Differently...

by Joshua Minton

...look no further than New Albany schools here in New Albany, OH--home of Leslie Wexner (founder of the Limited, Victoria's Secret, and Bath & Body Works).

The public schools in this communty are unbelievable; they look like an Ivy league college.

And where most school systems are struggling and begging their landowners to pass paltry 2 to 5 million dollar levies; New Albany is asking its citizens to pass a whopping 20.26 million dollar property-tax levy.

If you have seen the houses in New Albany, you would have no doubt that this money could be raised.

Now, I am all for big money being spent wisely even if there is risk involved, but consider the system's justification for this cost:
[The money is] needed to address a projected enrollment increase of about 1,000 students by 2010, officials said. If voters approve the levy, it would cost the owner of a $100,000 home about $620 a year
In case you didn't believe your eyes, let's go over those numbers again:
  • That's a $20.26 million dollar levy to acquire 1,000 new students in five years
  • This equals $4,052,000 each year
  • This equals $4,052 per student per year
  • This equals $11.10 per new student per day for five years
Now, I have heard from credible sources within the community that there is a rampant problem with the high school children, as you could imagine would happen when you are the child of rich executives who work 70 hours a week and allow their children to be raised by nannies and country club staff. Too much money and too little direction has created social monsters who seek entertainment in drugs and other shenanigans, undermining the very stable social structure the community leaders are seeking to establish.

In other words, this is the perfect breeding ground for the next Eric Harris, Dylan Klebold, or Theodore Kaczyinksi--and the citizens are being asked to pay $11,101.37 per day for the next five years to fund this possible menace to society.

Now look, I'm a capitalist and I believe that success is generally earned but I also believe that inherited wealth can become a poison in the mind and spirit of those without direction or inspiration and I do not mean to stigmatize or generalize accusations on the characters of the young adults coming out of this communal institution of learning. But I am urging caution and I am saying very plainly that money alone does not a proper citizen make; and in my mind a 20.26 million dollar tax-levy to attract 1,000 new students is so far beyond ridiculous that I still find it incredible that they actually published their intentions behind this tax-payer request.

Les Wexner is one of my heroes; he has created an empire out of giving people exactly what they want and he himself has given back immeasurably to the community of Columbus, OH. But just because Les gives his money to this community does not mean that he can likewise infuse his morals and values into the children of the community.

I say, if you're wealthy enough, home school your kids and make sure that you are the ones providing the moral and spiritual influence in their lives. Otherwise, all the money in the world won't create a better one, it'll just look nicer on the outside while it rots from within.



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You Know What Gives Me Hope...

by Joshua Minton

...is walking into Target, looking at their music section and seeing that the latest Johnny Cash greatest hits album is completely sold out.

One could do worse than brushing up on heartache and suffering with the Man in Black--his work has made this country a better place.

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How To Get Fired in 7 Days from a Big Corporation and Still Bounce Back

by Joshua Minton

The Aftermath of the Layoff



So it happened. I was laid off and given a decent severance package that bought me some comfortable time with which to find a suitable replacement. And while I’m legally prohibited from talking about the full severance package I received, I can say that I felt the company did right by me and we parted on amiable terms.

Part of my package included consultation with a career management firm who worked with people who were laid off in the career transition. These classes were fantastic because they really helped you get your mind focused on what your strengths, skills, talents, and passions were driving you towards. They also helped you with your resume and taught you how to write cover letters, interview, negotiate, and finally accept a job offer. I can’t tell you how valuable these courses were in my career search.

So, long story short, I focused my career search within my comfort zone—meaning within the health insurance industry looking for an overhead position somewhere in business administration. I had burned quite a few bridges in my previous company and found the leadership to be a bit short-sighted, so I sought employment at their number one competitor which has a much bigger market presence here in Columbus.

I applied for several positions which were stretches but one of which was a pretty good ringer for my particular experiences and talents. I got a call from the HR recruiter and the dance had begun.

To Be Continued Tomorrow...

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October 25, 2005

Joshua Minton's Top 15 Music Albums of All Time

by Joshua Minton


































ARTIST
ALBUM
COMMENTS
Eric ClaptonUnpluggedThis album actually came to me when I was seventeen. I had just gotten my first CD player and joined Columbia House (didn't we all?). This was my first monthly selection that I forgot to send my card in on. I was naive enough to have opened the box and actually played the damn disc. I was blown away. I had grown up listening to "Cocaine" and "Layla," but Clapton on the acoustic guitar was like Angels singing. This was the album that made me buy an acoustic guitar and try to save the world with it (it turns out that the word processor was much more powerful in my hands than the guitar, but it still sits on a stand behind me and I'll pick it up and noodle with it every now and then, trying to be Clapton). Anyway, the rumors are true--Clapton is God.
Bob DylanTime Out of MindSure his voice sounds like he gargles with gravel. Sure, he tends to ramble on like Bill Clinton in any of his tortuous state of the union addresses, but Dylan still has it and this album is the best one he's ever done. Oh, you may say that you hate Dylan, but you've never heard him sing "Tryin to Get to Heaven." This is an album that will grow on you with every listen (either that or it will make you shrink like a Shrinky Dink until your mind is small enough to appreciate it.)
Fleetwood MacRumoursThis album is history in the making. It was like a soap opera, with both Stevie Nicks and Lindsay Buckingham breaking up along with Christie and John McVie ending it. Songs were written to hurt others, but the music is still effing fantastic. The key songs on here are "Second Hand News" and "Gold Dust Woman," which will always be on the most kick ass songs ever. But there is also one of the best acoustic songs ever played on here by Lindsay Buckingham titled "Never Going Back Again." And you can't forget the gorgeous McVie ballad "Songbird," which should bring tears to your eyes if you are or ever have been in love and if you still have a beating heart in your pathetic chest, you schlep. If you don't own the album, get it from your local library, buy it, or steal the shit. But everyone needs a copy in their collection.
Pink FloydAnimalsIt was a real toss up as to which Floyd album to pick and two actually made it onto my list and they were more for sentimental reasons than great music (although they are both great). But what I mean to say is how is one to choose from the pickings of one of the greatest artistic collaborations this past century? Roger Waters and David Gilmour are at opposite ends of the expressionary spectrum, but they made it work for eight albums and what an eight album run it was. This one, though, hit my literary soft spot with its reference to Orwell's Animal Farm (You know, "Two legs good, four legs bad," and "All animals are equal, but some are more equal than others.") The best song on the album is "Dogs," with its sixteen minute length, it almost demands good pot (with red hairs in purple buds) to truly be appreciated. Damn, I miss those kind bud college days. But don't underestimate the opening and closing salvo, "Pigs on the Wing, Pts I and II," because their simplicity and masterful acoustic work will knock you on your ass when you're not looking.
Paul SimonGracelandHow can you resist this album with its African influences, catchy rhythms, hypnotic choruses and refrains? And the lyrics--don't even get me started on the genius of his lyrics. Want a taste? Consider this verse from the title track:
She comes back to tell me she's gone
As if I didn't know that
As if I didn't know my own bed
As if I'd never noticed
The way she brushed her hair from her forehead
And she said losing love
Is like a window in your heart
Everybody sees you're blown apart
Everybody sees the wind blow
And while the lyrics are good, the delivery makes them ten times better.
Roger WatersAmused to DeathWhile I love and respect David Gilmour for his simple vocal delivery and mastery of the guitar, my writer's heart will always lie with Roger Waters. The man has an unbelievable grasp of what a "blooded" metaphor is and his vocal range was right on par with his message. It is this trick that allows songwriters whose voices aren't the greatest to become legends (for further examples, consider Neil Young, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Dylan, and Geddy Lee). This album is pure concept like all of Waters's albums, but this one has something that applies to all of humanity. From the opening salvo of "What God Wants, Pt. I" through "The Bravery of Being Out of Range," (a nix at the modern warfare tactic of lobbing cruise missiles from a hundred miles away while drunks in bars cheer the war like a soccer match). The two best tracks are "Watching TV," which deals with a young Chinese girl's death as televised by CNN. I actually learned how to play this song and played it for my Chinese language teacher at BGSU who was a student and revolutionary in Mao Tse Dong's Cultural Revolution. In the sixties, she participated in defacing Buddha statues and helped defile her parents' generation for that tyrant. She broke into tears after I played the song and confessed to us that she would never rid herself of the guilt from the horrible things she did. The last song and title track is about an alien species coming to earth after humanity has destroyed itself and determining that our species died from over stimulation and amusing ourselves to death. This is not a make out album or something to play on a happy family excursion, but it still has great artistic validity.
Beastie BoysPaul's BoutiqueThis album was so far ahead of its time that we've barely caught up to it. This is a pure work of art, perfect on every level of presentation. The lyrics are sharp, the beats snap and the songs never get old. I remember hating it the first time I heard it and loving it the second. I have nothing else to say about this one but that everyone who ever loved anything about hip-hop should own this album.
Counting CrowsAugust and Everything AfterWho doesn't remember "Mr. Jones?" This CD reminds me of my freshman year in college (the first freshman year at the University of Cincinnati in 1993). My best friend Paul and I went to The Waterfront and saw an old buddy Frankie Arnwine down there. We listened to this album on the way back and I fell in love with it. It holds memories of the buxom Italian dame that I lost my virginity to and it also holds other memories, some painful, of dealings with the opposite sex throughout the 90s. Now, it just holds up as one of the greatest albums from one of the most poetic and musically talented bands that would go on to produce several high quality albums. But this was their first and it reminds me of my first...and everything after.
Sarah MclachlanFumbling Towards EcstasyMy wife introduced me to this album and our mutual friend Dan Gerken introduced her to it. Every song is a masterpiece and I could listen to it at any time. The reason why this one made the list is that every time I turn the pages of my CD collection and see it, I think of what a great CD it is and wish that I was listening to it right then and that is about the perfect definition of what one of the greatest CDs is.
NirvanaUnpluggedYou can't find this kind of raw emotion in many albums nowadays, but take it for what it's worth. This is Cobain's swan song. I'm not one of those pathetics that actually went out and bought this jag off's diary and treated it like some fifth testament from the Bible, but what Nirvana had to say perfectly defined the culture of the American teenager in the early 1990s. They brought the grunge thing in and killed it. You have to give them that. That being said, the album stands completely on its own musically as one of the most powerful performances by any band playing acoustic guitars and hitting miked up percussion in a small studio.
R.E.M.Automatic for the PeopleThis is actually the first R.E.M. album that I every heard and I bought it on a whim. Sure, I'd heard "Shiny Happy People" and "Losing My Religion," but something made me want to purchase this album. Maybe it was that depth charge or whatever the hell was on the cover, but it turned out to be a tour de force of mellow and poignant ballads that stay with me today. I'm a fan of R.E.M. after the period of this album and nobody can prove to me that they aren't better today than they were in 1982. Stick "It's the End of the World as We Know It" up your bisquick squirter; I'll take "Nightswimming" any day.
SealSeal (1991)I bought this album in 1991 after hearing the song "Crazy" on MTV. The song is still bad ass to this day and Seal remains an artist that creates on his own level. Every song on here is great, but my three favorites are "Whirlpool," a great acoustic ballad that I can still hit every note on; "Show Me," which I sang karaoke to in a redneck bar when I was nineteen (I brought the CD and the guy phased the vocals out.) I blew that room away and ended up hooking up with one the waitresses from my restaurant that I'd been trying to get with for awhile. And the final song, and possibly the his best ever is "Violet," perhaps the most mellow song ever written (leaving out anything by Simon and Garfunkel, of course).
Sublime40 oz. to FreedomThe greatest waste of talent in America in the late 1990s was Brad Nowell. The guy was an ace guitar player, had an uncanny knack at putting across a social and spiritual message in hip language that appealed to the youth of America across all demographics. But he was a junkie first and foremost and his talent was pissed away in a heated spoon. This album is a party on plastic from beginning to end. It's got all the emotion, all the anger, all the vibrations of youth and I feel ten years younger every time I listen to it. And with every listen I get one level more pissed off that this prick wasted his life and talent on bullshit.
ToolAenimaNothing has ever scared me as much as this album. My buddy Carl Rich introduced me to Tool and I give him props for it. Back when I was the Prophet Joshua and I heard the song "Eulogy" for the first time, I actually experienced my own mental crucifixion. Here the words:
Jump down/get off your fucking cross/We need the fucking space/to nail the next fool martyr
and
You claimed all this time that you would die for me/Why then are you so surprised when you hear your own eulogy?
Listen to those words and still try to save the world. I dare you!

Maynard James Keenan is the number one top vocalist in the world today, in my opinion. And beyond that, he has a vision that pulses and spurts out of every lyric and vocal incantation. There is no band like Tool and there never will be. This album has magic in it and it is played in my home during certain ritually appropriate times. It is most definitely one of the greatest albums that ever was or ever will be made.

Need more proof? I have never heard a "hard metal" album played at a college party, but this one was played at more than a dozen that I went to in the Spring and Fall of 1998.
Miles DavisKind of BlueAh, the quintessential Miles. This is the album that all fraternity rats have in their collection for the old bump and grind after Tuesday night meetings and drinks at the bar. Mellow, mellow, mellow. Every note hits and Coletrane delivers for his part. This is the perfect introduction CD for anyone interested in opening themselves up to jazz. Miles Davis had the hands down best names for his albums of anyone I've ever come across. Need proof? Birth of the Cool and Bitches Brew. Enough said.


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Updated Boys Wear Pants Blog Disclaimer Policy

by Joshua Minton

I have updated the BWP Blog Disclaimer Policy to reflect that I will treat past employers the same as current employers, in that I will not mention the company specifically or any person by name or with any identifiable information to the public (this means I will still reserve the right to use titles like "my boss" or "my manager" etc.).

Also, I wanted to make sure to add that I will not discuss or disclose any proprietary processes or business information that could harm a company in any way.

Of course, if I've never worked for you and your customer service sucks, it's open season, punks!

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So Josh, What the Hell is a Blog Cast?

by Joshua Minton


  • Blog Cast: noun, A Pod Cast that is primarily accessed from a Blog

  • Pod Cast: noun, A Pod Cast is audio and video that is compressed and transmitted over the internet using a syndication method known as RSS; these audio and video programs are essentially pirate radio shows than include music, skits, interviews, conversations, and a myriad of other entertainment and information sources. They are created using a computer and software and generally are between 5 minutes to an hour in length .

  • Blog: noun, A blog (or weblog) is a website that is indexed chronologically, meaning that the most recent content is on top of older content. While each post appears on top of or underneath other posts, they are also their own separate web pages; this allows for ease of reference when indexed in search engines based on the subject keywords in the title and text of each post. Blogs are commonly referred to as;online personal diaries" by Mainstream Media who seek to marginalize their impact on information gathering. The truth is that it is far easier to get more accurate and timely information from blogs than it is matching any of the 24 hour news networks.  Blogs can feature audio, video, text, and focused advertising for niche audiences that cannot be found in more traditional forms of information and entertainment exchange. Blogs are cheap to set up (often free), easy to use (like a word processor), and difficult to build up a solid readership with; this is why only the best of the best are actually making money off blogs. verb, meaning To blog
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  • RSS(Real Simple Syndication) noun, a method of broadcasting content online that includes text, audio, and video. If we think in terms of radio, the station transmits the signal, the radio waves carry the content and are picked up by radio tuners. Similarly, internet servers are like radio stations only they don't push out information (like e-mail does); they merely hold information.  But RSS feeds are like radio waves in that they carry the content to the subscriber who uses an RSS aggregator (which is like a radio tuner) which then goes out onto the Internet to check servers that hold content which the user has subscribed to and then brings that content back to the user. So, where radio is essentially a "pushing" medium (meaning the signal is being pushed out and then picked up), RSS is a "pulling" medium (meaning the signal must be subscribed to and the content brought back to the source). RSS will change the way information is distributed in both business and private affairs. Most blogs, and all podcasts, have their own RSS feeds that can be subscribed to (iTunes is essentially an RSS aggregator that pulls podcasts from servers all over the Internet and allows you to put them and your music directly onto your iPod).



Click Here To Find Out Which Podcasts and Blog Casts Josh is Listening To

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How To Get Fired in 7 Days from a Big Corporation and Still Bounce Back

by Joshua Minton

The Build Up



I was laid off from my position with the nation’s largest health insurer in July, 2005. This was a business decision I supported but which, unfortunately, left me without a job. Many times in the careers of successful people, they are forced to work themselves out of a job in order to move ahead. Often this means that successful individuals must take a step back in order to jump three spaces ahead.

Now, I learned long ago never to marry yourself to a system or process because they tend to get replaced rather quickly in today’s volatile business markets. I have seen it happen several times when these cigarette widows with no degrees and only time and experience on their resumes have married themselves to a particular way of doing things or have carved out an information niche on some antiquated system become yesterday’s dog food when a new system and new processes roll in.

For example, when I first entered this company they were using an old AS400-based claims processing system and were replacing it with a slick and new gooey system (that’s Graphical User Interface) that not only looked good but was ten times more efficient. Well, the other system had been around for about ten years so there were plenty of these cigarette widow experts who had managed to become team leads and supervisors.

Well, when they rolled the new system out guess who had to remain on the phones to service the customers while the new associates (like me) got to go to training on the new system and become experts on the new system, making the cigarette widow experts obsolete?

So, the first thing I learned in developing one’s career is to focus on learning skills that can be applicable in any position and function. This means becoming proficient in all Office Suit software (Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access, Visio, Publisher, FrontPage, Publisher, OneNote, etc.).

I also recommend learning how to document and analyze business processes through flowcharts as well as learning the fundamentals of project management.

Also, read everything you can get your hands on about what it takes to be a good manager of people and processes as well as a visionary and compassionate business leader. There is a ton of great literature out there on personal business success and they all essentially say the same thing but package it in different and interesting ways.

So, I approached my inevitable lay-off with this in mind and sought to make myself as marketable as possible for any position I sought after this one. My boss in this position actually made be begin preparing for my next position by mapping out my 6 month, 1 year, 3 year, 5 year, and 10 year goals.

With all this preparation, I was as ready as I could ever be when I was finally laid off in the late summer of 2005. I had no idea what I was in store for however.

To Be Continued Tomorrow...

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October 24, 2005

When Do "Administrative Errors" Become Unexcusable?

by Joshua Minton

Previously classified documents being released Monday show numerous misuses of FBI surveillance, including improper searches and seizures of e-mails and bank records, The Washington Post reported in Monday's editions.
Later on, the article goes on to say that the FBI claims that "most of the violations were administrative errors."

Couldn't all monumental Eff-ups be boiled down to administrative errors? Because aren't administrative errors really leadership errors?

And while there are some excusable leadership errors; what happens when they become so egregious that they violate the safety and privacy of the very citizens the leadership has been entrusted to protect?

Heads should roll over this right after they roll for allowing 9/11 to happen in the first place.

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How To Get Fired in 7 Days from a Big Corporation and Still Bounce Back

by Joshua Minton

Introduction



“You are the worst manager I have ever worked for and you are a terrible human being.”

I said these words fifteen seconds after I was told I was being fired for surfing the Internet (Monster.com actually, looking for another job) during company time. I was then led back to my desk, told that a courier would be bringing my stuff to my home later on and then I was escorted down the elevator to the front door and wished good luck by the building maintenance man.

My seven days in hell were over but the long road to finding new and gainful employment stretched out before me like a guilty sentence handed down from a jury of my peers.

But before I go into the takeaways of this experience, let’s rewind and recap how I was fired after seven days in a job that I was picked first out of several candidates and paid $7,000 more than the highest cap on the position.

To be Continued Tomorrow...

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October 23, 2005

What Makes Blogs a Credible News Source?

by Joshua Minton

Robin Good has an excellent article about what makes blogs one of the most credible news sources. Read the whole thing here but these are the major takeaways I came away with:
  • Blogs are trustworthy because they are independent and are not connected to a larger organization with its own agenda.

  • Blogs offer a level of expertise that traditional news sources cannot achieve. Many blogs focus on specific topics and are written by experts in that field...these people have a first-hand familiarity with the issues they write about and offer a raw insider perspective that trained journalists often lack...Reading a blog is often hearing the info directly from the experts

  • The Blogosphere As A Peer-Review Community
    Blogs are an open form for information exchange, and when a blog is not publishing accurate, quality content, it will be attacked on discussion forums and other blogs

  • Bloggers don’t strive for this unattainable objectivity, they bring their political opinions to the forefront and speak their minds without hesitation. While some may believe this degrades credibility because bloggers have open political agendas, it can actually build credibility with an audience because the agenda is out in the open
Good also balances his post with the negatives of blogs but I thought I'd focus on the benefits here. You can read his entire post here.

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An Introduction to the Boys Wear Pants "Get a Job" Series

by Joshua Minton

I have just went through the equivalent of childbirth, having been laid off in August, hired for a greater salary in October and then fired after 7 days in hell because the worst manager I have ever worked for felt so threatened by me that she got me fired for the biggest bullshit reason in corporate history.

So, I've been scrambling around for the past week and a half looking for a replacement career in a quest that has tested my marriage, my self-confidence, and my emotional stability.

But I have come out of it with knowledge to give. My hope is that by laying all the cards out on the table, I can help uncover some nasty truths about corporate America, job searching, and how to avoid obstacles like these in your lives.

The first posts of this series will be snippets of a long article titled How to Get Fired in 7 Days from a Big Corporation and Still Bounce Back and the first post will come tomorrow to be followed by others.

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"We Demand Social Justice When It Comes to Shopping for Toys"

by Joshua Minton

WARNING: There will be bad words in this post!

A beyond-ridiculous letter has been sent from Adam Pertman, executive director of the Evan B. Donaldson Adoption Institute, to executives of the FAO Schwartz hosted "Newborn Nursery Adoption Center."

This little shop is a place where rich parents can bring their spoiled little girls and "window shop" for a new doll that looks eerily life-like and shamelessly overpriced newborn doll.

Mr. Pertman calls the stores "insidiously offensive, stigmatizing and demeaning." He also said:
Promoting the selection and sale of babies in this way (especially according to physical traits) deprecates the adoption process by turning an intensely profound experience into a superficial, commercial enterprise...
OK, so adopted kids aren't paid for? Bullcheet!

People pay for children all the time. Those of use with insurance are just lucky enough to pay less (my son cost me $15 from conception to the day I brought him home. And if you want to know how much healthcare sucks today, the same son under the same health insurance company's employee benefits would now cost me over $500 only two years later).

But anyway, it seems to me that this is yet another pathetic attempt in a long line of actions aimed at sensitizing the American populace to issues that aren't really issues.

I have a need that hasn't been filled, Mr. Pertman. I am disgusted that there are not people lined up around my block to kiss that sensitive spot between my asshole and my balls--and I'd like it if you were the first to pucker up.

In other words, Lighten up, Francis!

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October 22, 2005

Boys Wear Pants Greatest Blog Posts

by Joshua Minton


  1. Wesley Crusher Will Save Us All (Includes Star Wars and Stephen King Digression)

  2. Who is at the Top of the Food Pyramid and Pharmaceutical Mountain?

  3. Another Issue That Conservatives Have Lost Me To...

  4. The Most Dangerous Leader...

  5. What I Love About the Bush Administration

  6. Tony Pierce Goes to Washington: Nothing in This Post is True

  7. An Analysis of "The Seasonless" by James Wright

  8. What if Ted Kaczynskii Had His Own Blog in 1978?

  9. Why I Love and Fear the PostSecret Blog

  10. My Question to the Third World Mind


  11. Why the NSA Spying on Americans Doesn't Bother Me

  12. Golda's Balcony and Osama's Convenient Reappearance Yesterday

  13. Throwing Dirt on Dad by Joshua Minton

  14. Terraforming and the Biggest Nuclear Weapon Ever

  15. Is It Wrong to Be In Love with War and Corporate Money?

  16. There's No Shame in My Game

  17. Get a Better Job Tip #4: The Big Silence

  18. Amused to Death: The Rotting Corpse Upstairs

  19. Mel and Me

  20. Busting Idols: Going Beyond the Metaphor But Sticking with Common Sense

  21. Making the Switch to HDTV, Part II

  22. Making the Switch to HDTV, Part I

  23. Serenity Prayer Over a Game of Cootie

  24. Crossing the Rubicon Has Been Left Uncrossed

  25. Who is Worse than Osama?

  26. The Stockdale Effect and the Fat, Hollow Republican

  27. Get a Better Job Tip #3: Become a Gossip Black Hole

  28. Thinking Right Through the Party: Taking Back Conservatism from the Pussies

  29. Oil for Food for Thought:: Was Osama bin Laden a Patsy?

  30. The Boys Wear Pants Top Ten List of the Worst Americans

  31. If Bush Said This, He Deserves to Be Impeached...

  32. Was Jesus Killed for Practicing Interruption Marketing?

  33. Jumping to Conspiracies: Somebody Save Me from Throwing in with Liberals

  34. Rising Earth and a Shadow of the Moon's Conspiracy

  35. The Lord of the Rings and Proper Art

  36. What the Hell is RSS?

  37. On Discussing Religion in Message Boards and Comment Sections

  38. Welcome to the Mind Revolution: The Philosophy of Living Between the Points

  39. Recycling and the Religious Experience

  40. BlogoCentric Communication: The Next Great Event in Social Evolution

  41. Getting Ahead in Your Company Tip #1: Don't Establish Your Worth in Systems and Processes

  42. A Hip-Hop Tragedy: The Supernova Career of the The D.O.C.

  43. Why People Who Play the Lottery are Idiots...

  44. Why Star Wars is Still Not a Complete Mythology and Which Questions Need Answers to Complete It

  45. How to Become a Cyber Botticelli

  46. Why Is Corporate America So Afraid of Blogs and Where the Hell are all the Corporate Bloggers?

  47. Expectations of and Reflections on My Ten-Year High School Reunion

  48. How to Get Fired from a Big Corporation in 7 Days and Still Bounce Back

  49. The Secret to Higher Education

  50. Reflections on Why Writers Stick Together

  51. The Best Operating Groundrules for Your Business Leadership Team

  52. My Brother Joe

  53. The Corporate Demise of the Small "L" Leader

  54. A Little House Epiphany and Defending Bill Bennett

  55. Coins from the Dead: Reflections on My Grandfather and How He Came Back to Life

  56. The Niaides Project Completed!

  57. If You Want to Stop War, Create Better Art!

  58. The Economics of Slavery, the Real Cause of the Civil War, and What We Need to Do to Fix This Shit

  59. An Education on Cheap Labor and the Horror of Minimum Wage Laws

  60. The Monsters Under the Floorboards: The Weapons of Mass Destruction We Forgot to Add to the List

  61. I Have Nearly Lost Faith in George W. Bush

  62. The Waves and the Rock: The Difference Between the Political Left and Always Being Right

  63. Why Tony Pierce and Matthew Good Need a Lesson in Basic Economics as Applied to Corporate Taxes

  64. Everything You Need to Know About My Politics

  65. An Education on the Political Spectrum

  66. Darkies Rebel and Honkies Revolt

  67. If Maybe Is All We Have Left...

  68. This is One of the Most Dangerous Men in America

  69. A Jagged Little Memory

  70. Are You Ready to Have Your Heart Broken?

  71. The Best Way to Inspire Hatred in the Masses is to Shut Down Their Artistic Expression

  72. Reflections on Position a Month After the Blogging Wars

  73. The Difference Between Proper and Improper Art

  74. The Death of the IRS and the Rebirth of America

  75. A Eulogy for Honor: To the Veterans of the Second World War

  76. Remember When Josh Called into Sean Hannity's Show?

  77. Remember When Josh Called into the Rush Limbaugh Show?

  78. When a Man is Wrong: The Benefits and Drawbacks of Pissing Off Tony Pierce

  79. "Go Ahead and Draw--I'll Make Ya' Famous!" Thoughts on Positioning in the Aftermath of the Ideology of Blogging Wars

  80. Bus Blog? I'm Not Impressed...

  81. A Meditation on the Importance of the US Civil War in 2005

  82. Common Sense on the State of Healthcare 2005

  83. The Groundrules of Electronic Debate and Why Corporate Music Sucks

  84. A New Theory of Public Education

  85. Why I'm Glad I'm Not a Minority Writer

  86. US Inches Towards Fascism but Does Something Right with Universal IT Standards in the Healthcare Industry

  87. Identity Theft and Why Slave Wage Labor in the Professional Sector is to Blame , Domestic Terrorism, and Racial Profling

  88. America was Born in the Midst of Some Straight Up Godfather Shit that Brings Us to the War on Terror Today

  89. Whitman, Thoreau, Faulkner...Stallone?

  90. Common Sense 2005: When Republicans and Democrats Both Become the Assholes


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The Secret to Higher Education

by Joshua Minton

...is to not have to pay for it.

Check this out:
After seven years of enrollment increases, Ohio's public colleges and universities saw their numbers drop slightly this fall - a downturn that comes a year after a state task force challenged schools to boost their enrollment by 30 percent in the next 10 years.
When are we going to be honest with ourselves and admit that our colleges have become high-priced high-schools who are teaching students the same crap that students twenty years ago should have learned while in high school.

Why would the state have so much desire to see enrollment levels in college increased over a ten-year period? I'm going to proffer that it's not because they want the intelligence of their citizenry improved for the same reasons that southern slavery laws prohibited slaves from learning to read--an intelligent populace is one that holds its elected representatives' feet to the fire.

No, it's because state colleges are big business what with federal handouts and a large turnover rate from idiot first and second year dropouts who couldn't manage to balance beer with books--the college gets paid either way.

I graduated from high school in the early 90s and it was basically Go to college or work at McDonald's and while there may have been some level of truth to that; there was another way that was never talked about.

In the past fifteen years, corporations have caught on that people no longer want to stay at the same job for thirty-five years; they want to improve themselves and get the fug out. So, college tuition reimbursement has become a huge benefit that attracts lower skilled and unexperienced workers into grueling frontline administrative assistant and call center jobs.

The ones who take advantage of it can win the higher education game and do it with less losses than the saps migrating from the suburbs into post-secondary education centers.

Here's why: Business experience is just as (if not more) valuable as a degree. In my own case, my degree didn't help me until about three years in at the same company when I started posting for higher positions based on the experience I had gathered relating to the business processes at hand. But I started out where everyone else did--walking into a job fair off an ad in the paper. I was paid what everyone else was paid in the beginning until I had made my bones and built up my resume to get the attention of those higher up.

But I could have just as easily accomplished this by entering the same company fresh out of a high school with my diploma in hand, gone to college at night school on the company's dime, got the degree all the while gathering valuable business experience in the real world and impressed my superiors even more by balancing full-time work with full-time school. This is how my father and step-father both made their way in the world while putting a roof over their family's heads, food on the table, and gas in the car.

Not only would your bank account come out of it significantly heavier but you would be prepared to handle real-life business situations that simply can't be simulated accurately in a full-time drink beer 'till you pass out and go to class at noon environment.

So, take my advice you high school seniors--when you get to the Spring of your final year in high school, look into getting a part-time job with a corporation who offers tuition reimbursement. Offer to become an intern and work for free for a month or two just so you learn the ropes and can go full-time after you graduate. You'll start making a hell of a lot bigger wage than your partying brethren and you'll actually have money to buy beer (once you're of age of course, wink wink nudge nudge!).

Follow this advice and you can beat out the rest of the pack as well as the money-grubbing colleges who see you only as one more head of cattle to whack in the hopes that dollar signs fall out of your bleeding carcass.

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JD Weighs in on the American Kings

by Joshua Minton

At first I thought it was another fantastic rant from JD and then he started talking about the attitude of many politicians today towards American citizens as peasantry. Well, hell, let's just let JD speak for himself:
What the hell have we done? From the original George (Washington, dammit, not GHWB) insisting that he be called Mister President rather than majesty, sire, excellency or all that crap, we have gone to a total imperial presidency. Worse, we have made the fucking office hereditary. Any Kennedy could have run and been elected, once. The Bushes are another dynasty aborning. Senators, Representatives and bureaucrats are part of the deal, too. Relatives and in-laws are almost guaranteed a government job.

And somehow they believe they are entitled, somehow above the rest of us. We are peasants required to support this aristocracy we have imposed upon ourselves, or risk imprisonment.
I have long looked back at our first President was immense reverence because he held the most power that any Commander-in-Chief ever held in the hearts and minds of the American populace--and he gave it all up to go back to the farm and become just another citizen.

I blame the media for what has happened to our politicians. The media is like a giant tick sucking the blood of the populace through a needle of fear and politicians have become mosquitos feeding off the tick.

Eventually that tick is going to pop and the ensuing blood volcano is going to drown the mosquitos and the citizens if we don't learn to swim right away.


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October 21, 2005

Looking Back on The Legend of Zelda

by Joshua Minton

When I was a kid, video games on home systems were just coming into their own. The 8-bit NES system was a revolution in graphics and game play and one of my favorite games was The Legend of Zelda.

Well, in the interim between now and the XBox 360 coming out, I figured I'd kick it old school and play my Gamecube version of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time which was originally released on N64 and is a game I consider to be in the top five of all time awesome video games (#1 is still 007: Goldeneye for N64).

I am amazed at how well this game has held up these past seven years. It still has great graphics that, while they pale in comparison to PS2 and original XBox, are not distracting at all. It's just a damn good game.

So, I've been playing it a lot these past couple days and for some reason I dreamed about that old stupid commercial from the 80s that had that weird dude in a dark room wandering around calling out Zelda's name and yelling the names of the different monsters you fought.

Well, enter the Internet because I found a site that houses all the old Zelda commercials and, sure enough; there was that annoying and haunting commercial.

Now, hopefully, my subconscious will get over whatever weird fixation on this commercial it has that has lay dormant all these years.

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iPods Could Become the Most Useful Tool in Education Since the Pencil

by Joshua Minton

After reading this article, I am even further convinced on my initial conviction that iPods could serve as virtual lecture halls.

Imagine the possibilities of being able to open your own university, teaching your own courses, and espousing your own expertise.

I always thought that the 9th Insight of the Celestine Prophecy was fanciful when it spoke about individuals paying other individuals for their knowledge and services, essentially turning every person into a corporation of one and channeling resources where they are most useful instead of into massive beauracratic conglomerations whose main product is waste and inefficiency.
Using little more than an iPod and a school computer, Gagliolo and her students have been making podcasts — online radio shows that can be downloaded to an iPod or other portable MP3 player. Avidly discussing their favorite iPod colors and models while they made recordings of their poems and book reports the other day, the fifth-graders bubbled with ideas for future subjects.
Imagine being able to have an audio and visual record of your students' entire academic year that they will be able to take with them everywhere and keep forever.

Best practices in classrooms will fly around in seconds, giving even the poorest of schools access to the best teaching methods and letting students in ghettos have access to the teachings of students in ivy-leagued first grade classrooms.

Talk about No Child Left Behind. True education is about access and at no time in history has the access to quality information been cheaper and easier to disseminate.

The question is, are our teachers technologically qualified enough to take advantage of this amazing opportunity.

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The XBox 360 Grows Better with Every Passing Day

by Joshua Minton

Check out this post from Major Nelson where he dumps the legumes out about the XBox Live internet feature that will allow users to access their stats via the Internet and even post a real-time updated module to their blogs and websites.

You can search other people's stats and find better opponents to play against and your blog audience can keep up with your master campaigns.

I think it's just sweet as hell and Sony hasn't showed me crap about building up its online community. They have no insider blogging about their upcoming business ventures. They have no podcast that allows a peek inside the machine and an insider's look at upcoming games.

In my mind, they are losing this next-generation console war and by all rights it hasn't even begun yet.

Also via Major Nelson, here is a very informative video shot within the hallowed halls of Microsoft that tells us exactly how XBox Live will interact with Microsoft Media Center to bring a truly holistic digital entertainment experience to movies, music, web surfing, chatting while watching television, as well as video games.

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October 20, 2005

A Great Cartoon About Saddam Hussein by Jay Pinkerton

by Fantastic Bastard

Check out this awesome cartoon by Jay Pinkerton.

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Jarhead Review

by Fantastic Bastard

If you haven't heard of or already read this book, you should check it out. I borrowed it from a friend and I couldn't put it down and that means a lot coming from me.

Jarhead: A Marine's Chronicle of the Gulf War and Other Battles is about a Marine Scout/Sniper in the first Gulf War. It's a good read. I heard they're making a movie about it too. One of the last things in the book is this quote:
Some wars are unavoidable and need to be fought, but this doesn't erase warfare's waste. Sorry, we must say to the mothers whose sons will die horribly. This will never end. Sorry.
I don't know if that's by the author or if he pulled it some from somewhere else. But I liked the way it came out, especially in the context of the book.

Oh, I guess they are making a movie--see here and here.

UPDATE: JD weighs on this movie and the self-righteousness that some on the right are approaching it with here.

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October 19, 2005

If Mistakes Could Talk...

by Joshua Minton



Hat tip to Fantastic Bastard for the e-mail.

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October 18, 2005

Rocky VI is a Go, Baby!!!

by Joshua Minton

Before you pooh-pooh the idea, take a step back and listen for second. Sylvester Stallone is one of the greatest American artists of the modern era and if you're laughing right now, when you stop, read my post about why he's such a great artist.

The new Rocky will be Adrian-less as he will be a widow and I imagine his son will be all growed up with kids of his own. He will step back in the ring just for the sake of competition (a-la George Foreman).

Rocky has never been about boxing but rather about (to get cliche and reference the theme song from Rocky V) "The Measure of a Man."

I, for one, can't wait to see what Stallone comes up with as I'm sure it will be a perfect cap to the life's end of an extraordinary American legacy (hopefully it will end up better than Michael Corleone's from Godfather III).

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I Need a Good Literary Agent

by Joshua Minton

...and I'm tired of filtering Writer's Market mumbo jumbo just to keep finding the wrong type of agents. So, I'm relying on you Internet.
  • I need an agent with brains and balls (the metaphorical kind, meaning they aren't afraid of challenges).

  • I need an agent who is versatile, meaning they can handle my fiction projects, my magazine article submissions, my non-fiction projects, my film scripts, television scripts, etc.

  • One of these projects is (ahem) a foundation story in the Star Wars universe that goes back to the foundation of the Republic and explains how the Jedi came about, how the Sith came about, what the hell Midichlorians are and further ties together the two trilogies. I have about thirty pages of a written treatise and project plan as well as first drafts, outlines, etc. But I can't do anything with this stuff without a good agent to represent me to Lucasfilm, Ltd. so the sooner you step up, the sooner we can go to bat with it.

So there it is, Internet and future agent--I want to make you rich and I want you to make me rich. If you're smart, talented, intelligent and want to work with an author who is going to make a shitload of mistakes in the beginning but has the ability and talent to become truly great one day--then contact me and we'll go from there.

So, Internet, if you know a great agent who is looking for a great writer, connect us. Anyone who refers me to a good agent that I can work with will be rewarded with something sweet (I'm thinking a free 3-month blog ad or hotlink on my sidebar or something along those lines).

Thanks for your help.

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Boys Wear Pants Blog Cast #104

by Joshua Minton




Part two of Josh's conversation with Michael Glardon

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October 17, 2005

Anne Rice Could Win Me Back with Her New Novel

by Joshua Minton

I stopped reading Anne Rice years ago. Partly because I resented her refusal to use an editor to help revise her work into readable fiction. I feel that after Memnoch the Devil, her work became boring and pedantic. Who knows, though; perhaps one day I'll appreciate it more. God knows I've picked up books I originally thought were crap and ended up loving them twice as much.

But the fact remains that The Vampire Lestat and Memnoch the Devil are contemporary classics of great fiction and The Witching Hour is one of the best stories I've ever read (and this is really saying something considering that most of it is a letter-based epistlerary which are usually more boring than watching a dog look out the window at nothing).

But her new novel is a bold and audacious move on her part. It could ruin her career or turn her into an absolute legend beyond what even The Vampire Chronicles have made her.

See, she has rewritten the story of Christ to fill in the gap between his birth and the beginning of his ministry. If this isn't enough, she has written it in the first person. I can't express to you to how many pounds of balls we are talking about for any writer to attempt this project. And I'll bet there will be plenty of sanctimonious "holy" people out there who are going to be outrageously pissed. And anyone who pisses off that many people deserves to be paid attention to at least.

UPDATE: Here is an interesting article about this from Newsweek. Apparently, this will be a quatrilogy of books about Christ's early life.

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The Inevitable Death of the Paper Newspaper

by Joshua Minton

Look, we all know it's coming. The more intelligent and aware of us know that, in fact, it's already here.

I subscribe to the Sunday paper here in Columbus--for the ads. And even though I have it in the old stain your fingers black print copy--I still read the articles and columns online.

But don't be mislead either--newspaper owners, editors, and journalists are shitting themselves over how fast their audience is melting into an online readership.

The fact is that these traditional print journalists aren't quite prepared for the jump to publishing online--they're not conversational enough, they're not used to a general audience (and experts) checking their facts in seconds. They're not used to instant feedback response and being put on the grill before they've taken off their chef's uniform.

But too bad. The future is here and it's online in the form of ones and zeros.

If you can't take the heat, then hang up your apron.

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A Disturbing Statistic from Thomas Friedman

by Joshua Minton

Check this out:
...In Germany, 36 percent of undergrads receive degrees in science and engineering; in China, 59 percent; in Japan, 66 percent; and in America, 32 percent. It would be about why Japanese on bullet trains can access the Internet with cell phones, and Americans’ cell-phone service gets interrupted five minutes from home.
Did you know that a government council on threats to national security noted the lack of American expertise in math and science as a greater future threat to this country's long-term survival than terrorism?

Perhaps Roger Waters was correct--maybe we have amused ourselves to death.

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October 16, 2005

Joshua Minton's Contribution to the World's Energy Crisis

by Joshua Minton

The mind tends to wander when driving 71 south bound from Cleveland to Columbus at 22:00 on a crystal clear and brisk Fall Saturday night.

Mine drifted towards the energy crisis. And I had a vision of a highway composed of thermal energy collection units that are covered by some kind of thick but clear poly-laminate.

Imagine turning the entire US highway system into a thermal energy storehouse that would feed into the various communities along the way, allowing us to wean ourselves off of the dependence on foreign oil.

I imagine that some of that energy could be used to illuminate the highway in the dull glow of an Indiglo© type light that wouldn't actually project outward beyond the highway, thereby securing our communities from light pollution.

If politicians aren't smart enought to look into this, I guess I'll just have to write it in a book someday soon.

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On the Grand Tradition of Rioting in Ohio

by Joshua Minton

In a "just and righteous" response to a bunch of ignorant rednecks and crooked cross carriers, black gang members decided to serve the cause of social justice by taking to the street, breaking windows, robbing stores, and threatening the public safety.

I, for one, think that minorities have stepped over the line when it comes to rioting here in Ohio. In fact, I'm with JD:
I don’t know how to end it or even ease it. But I’ll tell you one thing – don’t be tearing down my fence or smashing my windows or doors and expect to walk away without leaving some blood. Because, motherfucker, I’ll shoot your sorry ass.
As an aside, I found the following headline somewhat ironic and somewhat amusing (considering that it was a FoxNews headline): "Thousands Gather for 10th Anniversary of Million Man March."

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Firefly is the Way Television Shows Should Be Made (But We Can Learn Some Things from Its Marketing)

by Joshua Minton

I went to see Serenity based on the review that Rob over at Podcast 411 gave (I laughed for five minutes when he spoke about how much he had to pee and couldn't get up because the movie was so good that he unbuttoned his pants and the guy next to him looked at him like he was Pee Wee Herman).

So, I went to see the movie in glorious UltraScreen Imax format and fell in love with the characters, with the story, and with the cinematic genius of Joss Whedon.

And, I finally broke down last week and bought the entire series of Firefly.

I held off for a couple days until I had the time to watch all of them because I knew that if the show was anything like the movie, I wouldn't be able to drag out watching the whole thing.

I started on Wednesday night and finished Friday night after a seven-hour marathon. The prognosis and autopsy on the show is thus: A Fantastic Tragedy (and I'm not talking about the plot line).

One of the most striking things about the show is the cavalier way that it accepts social solutions to the matters that carry the weight of life and death to us now.

For example:
  • Women are given a glorious and prominent role as strong figures that aren't politically motivated. They simply are just strong, even when they're soft like Kaylee. Unfortunately, the subtle brilliance of this seems to be found only in science fiction because other genres seem to want to make a point of the matter ("Look at how strong I am as a woman in a man's world, blah, blah, blah...)

  • Homosexuality isn't debated as a matter of choice or genetics or as a moral and spiritual crisis. It simply is and the characters accept it and move on (just like we should)

  • The characters use Chinese phrases as a kind of "high" speech similar to the use of proper English in Stephen King's The Dark Tower series. This series takes place hundred of years after our present world, so this is a realistic look at what language will be like after the world's two superpowers collide (and probably destroy the world). I found this facet particularly fascinating because I took three years of Mandarin in college and was able to understand many of the Chinese dialogue.

  • I was horrified by looking back on the lack of network support for a producer who had a very popular audience with Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel.This is just one more example to me of the death of the television network as we know it.

With the onset of video iPods and the licensing of the sale of individual television episodes, a new venue is opening up for talented writers, directors, and producers. The ability to direct, edit, and produce High Definition work on a decent PC with good software means that anyone can be a studio and produce their work by marketing it on the Internet and using traditional offline techniques.

The fan base for this show did something fantastic--they kept its memory alive and made a loud enough noise that a film studio eventually woke up and put up the means by which Serenity could be made. They used blogs, podcasts, solid Internet marketing techniques, and the brilliant idea of giving bloggers free sneak preview tickets to generate free buzz that other studio presidents would murder their own children to obtain.

The end result is that Firefly was a labor of love and it deserves a second chance. If the traditional studio system isn't willing to give the people what they want--perhaps its time to bypass the traditional studio system altogether and hand the microphone and the loudspeaker to the producer, director, writer, special effects person, and actor where it belongs.

I can't wait to see more of this show. I have faith that someone out there in Hollywood is going to do the right thing by Joss...and if they don't, give me a few years and I will!

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Reflections On Why Writers Stick Together: Inspired By the Marriage of Arlie Dorsch and Peter Matera

by Joshua Minton

Man, I love these people.
God, I love these times.
The Boy is on the Outside by Miranda Sound


Last night the last of the remaining BFA Couples from the class of 2000 tied the knot.

Rachel and I were the first, Marc and Jen were second (although Jen was only a Creative Writing minor but we all let that slide because she's so damn nice and cute), and of course there's Arlie and Peter.

Arlie and Pete are a glamorous couple, meaning they look fantastic together. Pete, with his full beard, looks like a handsome Persian prince playboy. Arlie is so striking and beautiful with her tall stature, fantastic and elegant curves, and fire red hair that she looks like she comes right out of a Jane Austen novel.

They were on fabulous display last night and watching the fusion of their union with good friends and comrades from our writing school days helped once again reinforce my commitment to my own wife.

Who knows why writers are drawn together and end up married. I was actually surprised to find out how many authors let their wives edit their work and take a major part in the brainstorming process.

In many ways, the final work I produce is really a collaboration of many different people and every one is a labor of love, my own and that of those around me for the lunacy that I've carved into a lifestyle.



I wish Arlie and Pete the best that life can offer. I will always be in their corner just like I'll be standing with Marc and Jen, Hammer, Tran, Kuznicki, Smiegel, Emily, Hoag, Jeremy, Jon, and whoever else who stood by me and put me in my place by ripping my stories and poems to shreds.

I jokingly referred to our group as The Loser's Club last night and made reference to the old Bill Hicks bit about People Who Hate People
People who hate people, unite!
No!
We're having trouble getting off the ground because nobody wants to come to a meeting.
But the truth is that there remains a lot of, dare I say the word, love in the group.

We were sometimes like a bunch of drifting fishing boats tied together with rotted rope, somehow headed in a similar direction. And a few times we were roaring yachts, tearing up the wake and capzising the unfortunate bastards who happened to be sailing in our way.

Once we graduated, it seemed for a few years like we'd all drifted in different currents and would never cast our sails in the same winds again; but that was just ignorant solipsism talking. The truth is that all the waters of the earth are connected in a very mysterious way and just because our boats were docked at distant ports doesn't mean we weren't casting in the same waters and winds.

I love these guys and I will work to make sure they each find the happiness they're looking for in life.

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October 14, 2005

Study Finds Marijuana Acts as an Anti-Depressant

by Joshua Minton

Canada's University of Saskatchewan has concluded a study that finds that cannabis compound "causes nerve cells to regenerate."

Eventually, the scientific evidence of the personal and medical benefits of this herb is going to mount up and allow the political arm of the marijuana lobby to break through the stolid barriers that have prevented common sense from prevailing.

Marijuana is the biggest cash crop in the world. Its legalization, proper and safe cultivation, and taxation (for you slobbering politicians rubbing your hands together) would end the federal deficit hands down.

Isn't time for common sense to prevail in this ridiculous war against personal choice that has been passed off as a war to protect individuals from themselves?

UPDATE: Study concludes that marijuana smoke is less harmful than tobacco smoke.

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Steven Spielberg is Going to Destroy the Film Industry

by Joshua Minton

...but he's also going to rebuild it.

He will be partnering up with EA Games to produce three distinct gaming titles that aren't tied to big-budget film productions.

Everyone knows that Hollywood and television productions have pretty much become flaming turds in the last year. Since the death of the sequel franchises of The Lord of the Rings and Star Wars, Hollywood has been putting along on fumes.

And don't even get me started on the lack of good programming on television (yet Firefly was cancelled by short-sighted lunatics).

But I believe that Spielberg's bold move here will fuse the creative input of video game afficianados with the best in cinematic production to merge the mediums into a brand new form of artistic expression which is much more culturally-based and administered by project teams.

It seems that gone are the days of the solipsistic artist who labors under the craft of their chosen medium. The art that sells today is collaborative work by teams working in concerted effort (if you don't believe me, watch all six hours of The Lord of the Rings Trilogy Extended Edition by Peter Jackson and WETA.

I look forward to the future and I am proud that Spielberg is leading the charge--but there is also a risk involved as far as the Spielberg brand. The whole thing could fall as flat as Stephen King's online serial novel The Plant back in 2000.

But what do you think?

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Victor Davis Hansen Weighs In On the Great Rift Between Common Sense and Lunacy in American Politics

by Joshua Minton

VDH has a great article today that makes three valid points:

  • The current average cost of gasoline, $2.85 a gallon, is still less, when adjusted for inflation, than it was in 1981. But what is different today is that the relatively sudden surge in gas prices is assumed to be no mere spike. Instead the spiraling price seems like something permanent that could grow even higher as known world reserves decline. And it is made worse by our voracious consumption and the entry of China and India into the energy market.

  • Conservatives, for example, are trying to block upping automobile fuel-efficiency standards, hoping the market will adjudicate any waste of energy. When the price of gas gets too high, strapped consumers, conservatives argue, will choose not to buy sport utility vehicles and monster pickups. For their part, liberals concede that nuclearpowered electrical generation plants won’t contribute to global warming. And these plants run as cheaply as burning natural gas and keep energy dollars at home.

  • Voters no longer trust Republicans to balance the budget, while party of Presidents Wilson, Franklin D. Roosevelt, Truman and Kennedy is no longer credible on national security...The result of this petrified leadership is that while things are not nearly as bad as they seem, the public in its frustration feels they are far worse.

It's time we started talking to each other as individuals instead of as socially-constructed images.

Don't you think it's just about time that we stop defining ourselves in terms of political parties and idiotic mass-thinking platform mantras?

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Spike Lee is Throwing His Race-Baiting Hat Into the Katrina Debacle by Planning a Film for HBO

by Joshua Minton

Spike Lee is going to infect the world with yet another dose of racial hatred and divisionary cinematic polemic.

I really enjoyed Lee's two movies Do the Right Thing and Malcolm X but I think that this is outright exploitation. Lee's intentions are very clear with this project:
[Lee] wouldn’t be shocked if rumors about government involvement in the flooding proved true.
If anything was demonstrated during Katrina, it was the government's incompetence to enact a successful project plan in the midst of a natural disaster.

The Bush administration would have gained far more GOP access to black voters by successfully rescuing thousands of doomed poor black people in the nick of time, than they would have by murdering a few thousand poor, unconnected, and uninfluential Democratic voters.

I think Lee's intentions here are a futile attempt to revive his stalled film-making career. And he refuses to acknowledge that as an artist, you can only draw a frame around a social situation so many times and unless you are willing to pierce that frame and allow your audience an artistic breakthrough, they will leave you and history will forget your artistic exploits as those that could have soared but instead only hovered.

But What Do You Think?


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RSS Explained in Less Than One Minute Fifteen Seconds

by Joshua Minton


In less than one minute fifteen seconds, Josh explains the benefits of using RSS technology to surf the web.

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October 13, 2005

The Best Operating Ground Rules for Your Business Leadership Team

by Joshua Minton

A business team I was on was having problems communicating so during an offsite, we all put our heads together and came up with these thirty-five ground rules for communicating in a professional team setting.

If you can think of any more, please add them in the comments section

  1. No interrupting (It's okay to ask questions or add to the conversation at hand, but let others finish their thoughts first)

  2. Observe confidentiality

  3. No singling out

  4. Observe professional behavior

  5. Respect differences (in each other's strengths and weaknesses, in personalities, in levels of understanding, and in contributions)

  6. Give each other a chance

  7. Listen to each other (Don't just think about what you're going to say next while others are talking)

  8. Be alert to your tone and body language (what message are you silently sending out?)

  9. Be open to sharing and receiving (Information, thoughts, feelings, etc.)

  10. Avoid being hypersensitive

  11. Have Fun!!! Life is too short.

  12. Participate

  13. Develop a commitment to consistency

  14. Celebrate small successes (Whale Done)!

  15. Be optimistic (Pessimism panders while optimism instills the inspiration in others to achieve)

  16. Recognize that every person you meet is learning something new every time you meet them

  17. Set realistic expectations of yourself and your peers

  18. Be willing to compromise

  19. Develop the ability to agree to disagree

  20. Be respectful of each other's time (make appointments and don't just barge in)

  21. Recognize that sometimes rules must be allowed to be allowed to be broken when all are in concurrence

  22. Give constructive feedback

  23. Set global priorities for the whole organization (not just your area of responsibility)

  24. Be inclusive with your decisions (Include others when the decision that you're making affects them)

  25. Make global decisions tied to the global priorities

  26. Foster relationships (Network!)

  27. Don't react defensively (Use the PURR method: Pause, Understand, Reflect, Respond)

  28. Realize that it is okay to get back with someone (Don't answer impulsively unless you are as sure of the answer as you can be)

  29. Set expectations for the prompt return of e-mail and phone calls (Give a date and time if necessary)

  30. Don't corner people into reacting defensively

  31. Recognize and respect the difference between group issues and one-on-one issues

  32. Present a united leadership team to the organization (Uphold and support your peers and do not undermine their respect or credibility)

  33. Realize that communication should always begin with managers and flow out from there

  34. No whining!

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The New Video iPod is About to Launch a Revolution in Television

by Joshua Minton

This new iPod is going to change everything.

I've been saying for a long time that cable companies are going to eventually have to resort to selling "subscriptions" to individual cable channels and then eventually to individual television programs.

The Olympics last year were offered in HDTV for a subscription fee and eventually all television shows will be as well.

I don't even subscribe to HBO anymore. The shows I watch on that channel all come out on DVD within a year of broadcast (usually) and it costs me less to buy the whole seasons of these shows and have them forever than it does to waste money on programming that I don't watch and then have to spend even more money to buy the sets on top of that.

But this new iPod is about to remove that lag time by offering content like episodes of the ABC show Lost for $2 an episode. This is about the same price that the episodes go for anyway and you can't get much more portable than an iPod.

I would even consider paying for both formats, the iPod and the DVD but time will tell on this. I just bought a 4GB iPod and will wait until that one conks out before purchasing another.

But needless to say, I am very excited by the prospect here. What do you think?

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October 12, 2005

About the Georgia Tech Student Busted for Planting the Twelve Soda Bottle Bombs...

by Joshua Minton

...call me prejudiced if you want to, but the first thing I thought when I read this was, "Is this guy a muslim?"

Am I being too paranoid or is our government not paranoid enough by not realizing that at some point the general social malaise that Carter spoke about in the late 70s (one of the few things the peanut farmer got right) is going to merge with anti-American radical sentiments into a conglomerate force that is not bound by creed or religion but rather by a violent opposition to the US government's domestic and foreign policies.

Now is the time for the government to set the vision and the goals for the nation and the world and to stop allowing corporations to set the standards.

It is individual freedom which sacrificed to start this country and that is the only freedom worth defending and preserving--not the freedom to expand industry into the third world and manipulate the markets for better access to their resources.

Now is the time to get back to basics.

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October 11, 2005

Are Our Colleges Going to Be the Site of the Next Major Terrorist Attack?

by Joshua Minton

Antimedia seems to think so.
....are we under attack? It appears that the answer is yes.
"Three explosive devices found in a courtyard between two Georgia Tech dormitories on the East Campus Monday morning were part of a "terrorist act," an Atlanta police official said..."

That's not all.
Stephen Bainbridge notes than an explosive device was discovered on the UCLA campus last Friday. He adds: Let's hope it's just an odd coincidence, but, when coupled with the recent University of Oklahoma bombing, one also hopes that there will be a complete investigation.

Mark Tapscott has been covering the story of the Oklahoma bombing extensively. There are many unanswered questions, but the bombing looks highly suspicious at least and has similarities with the Georgia and UCLA bombings.


It actually makes sense if you stop to think about it. Let's say that Islamic Fascists are behind these attacks (even though the first one was perpetrated by a white douche bag who looks like he just got out on a five for groping a five-year old).

Well, what better place to direct your attacks than at the liberal institutions of worship, I mean education, which has spawned so many of the values you have come to detest in American culture.

Plus, have you ever seen the security on most college campuses? You can knock most of these guards (at least the ones I've seen) down by kicking them in the toes.

Could you imagine the result of a successful detonation of a high-yield blast explosion in an ivy-league school? I wonder if this would be the final stroke that would finally open up the eyes of the war haters out there who still don't understand that, even though we are seemingly protected by our routines and our non-existent border security, this is a struggle for life and death against a viscious enemy, perhaps the most viscious we've ever faced.

There will only be one set of victors and, for Freedom's sake, it must be our side.

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The Final Pieces of the Kennedy Assassination are Falling Into Place

by Joshua Minton

The daughter of late Chicago mob boss Sam Giancana has spilled the beans on what many buffs already know.

I've said it before and I'll espouse it again--I do believe that Kennedy was murdered on contract from the Chicago mafia with assistance from key individuals in government military and intelligence.

I believe James Files's testimony to be credible and that he, along with Charles Nicoletti (another mafia hitman), were the two major shooters in Dallas that day.

I believe the government-sponsored Warren Commission was a well-picked fiction writing team who spun a hell of a tale, albeit one that was false and misleading.

I also believe that "someone" approved of the murders of key witnesses to the plot (including Charles Nicoletti) and that our entire world history has been shaped by that one event in Dallas almost 42 years ago.

Everything changed on that late Fall day and we are just now beginning to understand the depth and scope. Now, does this change the way I feel about my government? Absolutely not. I have always known that governments lie and murder using the collectively deferred power of individuals--such is the nature of tyranny. But it is the individual United States citizen to blame for we compose the government and have allowed it to become a cancer unto itself, a giant power hungry snake eating its own tail.

I just hope that people will begin to wake up and realize the power of their votes and letters to their elected representatives.

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October 10, 2005

Jimmy Buffett is the Premier Lyricist of His Generation

by Joshua Minton

I know I've said this before, but I was struck by this fact once again this weekend, listening to one of my favorite songs by him The Wino and I Know. Consider the lyrics:

The ice cream man he’s a hillbilly fan
Got seventy-eights by hank snow
Walks down the street, shufflin’ his feet
To a rhythm that only he knows

And I’ve seen him in so many places
I saw him the night I was born
In a bourbon street bar, I received my first scar
From an old man so tattered and torn

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And the wino and I know the pain of street singin’
Like a door-to-door salesman knows the pains of bell ringin’
Strange situation, wild occupation
Livin’ my life like a song

Coffee is strong at the cafe du monde
Donuts are too hot to touch
Just like a fool, when those sweet goodies cool
I eat ’til I eat way too much

’cause I’m livin’ on things that excite me
Be they pastry or lobster or love
I’m just tryin’ to get by bein’ quiet and shy
In a world full of pushin’ and shove

Chorus:
And the wino and I know the pain of back bustin’
Like the farmer knows the pain of his pickup truck rustin’
Strange situation, wild occupation
Livin’ my life like a song

Sweet senorita won’t you please come with me
Back to the island honey, back to the sea
Back to the only place that I want to be

Chorus:
And the wino and I know the joy of the ocean
Like a boy knows the joy of his milkshake in motion
Strange situation, wild occupation
Livin’ my life like a song
Yes it’s a strange situation, a wild occupation
Livin’ my life like a song
Buffett's songs are short stories that paint the beating heart of the explorer and life enjoyer that resides in the hearts of even the most carmudgeonous Americans.

I don't care who you are or what's going on in your life, a Jimmy Buffett song is always a pick me up and helps you put things in perspective again.

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October 9, 2005

My Brother Joe

by Joshua Minton

I got a phone call from my Dad in Georgia yesterday, letting me know that my brother Joe was going to be in town on a 72-hour furlough from his Marine Corps base in North Carolina.

I hadn't seen Joe for fifteen years, since before I could drive a car and, unfortunately for me, well before I ever got laid for the first time. Joe was about nine years old then.

I love all my brother and sisters from all my families, but I have a soft spot for Joe. He was a really good kid, with a really good heart--a heart of gold some might say.

Joe was a star football player. He has a razor sharp intellect and can read people to the letter before they utter a word. And Joe goes through women like napkins during a greasy-fingered Arby's meal. Joe is a Marine through and through and that is something I know about well--albeit only second-hand.

I was taught at an early age that the words Semper Fi were the rhythm of the heartbeat of a nation's liberty. My Dad was a lifer in the corps, having served over twenty years and rising to the rank of Master Sergeant, and when I met Joe at the High Street bar across from OSU campus, I could see, hear, and smell the mark of my father in every word he spoke and every smirk and eye wink he gave.

My father is a good man. As good as they come. And I am as proud of the man that Joe has become as I am of my father for being his primary male influence.

Joe and his buddies from the Corps drove up from Jacksonville, straight through, stopping only to ogle and fondle Hooter's girls (one who ended up being an ex-girlfriend of Joe's prior to his going over to the land of sand to beat some Democracy into the thick heads of the Allah worshippers).

We talked a little bit about football, a lot about women. Joe told me about the rampant homosexuality in the Iraqi culture ("Women are for making babies and men are for pleasure.") and I asked him if it was a culture shock coming back from over there.

For a moment, the smile on his face faded and some other emotion popped up on his face, a scar of something that wasn't there in the innnocent nine-year old I knew way back when. Joe had seen things and done things that had taken some of that little boy away, like a heart attack kills portions of the heart one wave at a time.

And he nodded an affirmative, that it was a shock coming back but he was happy to be back and the smile returned and we started talking about women again.

I asked him if he was going to go to school or get a job and he was very hopeful about his future which will be a bright one because fortune always smiles on those who smile on fortune.

Joe is a lucky man because he has kept the majority of the magic that allows a boy to appreciate life for the simplicity of living, for the novelty of breathing a new breath after the last one, for the miracle of living one day longer despite having to stick your fully armed automatic rifle in the face of foreigners in their own land because they just aren't thinking about life in the right way.

Seeing Joe was like meeting myself again, not only at his age, but at the age of 15 when I last saw him. I remember body slamming him and thumping him on the ears because I was a cruel little boy who enjoyed torturing someone smaller than me. But Joe always took it in stride and came back for more with a laugh and smile. And it made him a tougher man and that tougher man has since stood with a gun and protected this country, you and I, and the Iraqi citizens who are only now beginning to dream of a new world of freedom.

I love and respect Joe for the man he has become and there is no "step" in my references to him. Blood or not, I am proud to call him brother.

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The Boys Wear Pants Political Quote of the Week...

by Joshua Minton

...comes from Thomas Friedman:
The president’s speech on terrorism Thursday was excellent. He made clear, better than ever, why winning in Iraq is so important to the wider struggle against Islamo-fascism. But it only makes me that much more angry that he fought this war as though it would be easy — never asking for any sacrifice, any military draft, any tax hikes or any gasoline tax — and that he tolerated so much incompetence along the way.
I think Friedman is full of shit when it comes to the extra taxes and the military draft but I think he's got the crux of the frustrations of everyone when he talks about the shoulder shrugging off of incompetence that has pretty much become the defining action of this administration.

Look, I love President Bush the same way you love John Candy--because he had a good heart and a lot of vices. But when is enough enough? When are heads going to roll because the brains inside them made major tactical and intellectual mistakes in the application of surgical political warfare when the situation demands balls at the walls fire and brimstone to the slaughter gates to destroy and remove the enemy from any position to make war on individual liberty in the world?

This President has to step up and lead before we all fall down and bleed.

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Jim Tressel for President!...Once He Gets Fired As Head Coach from OSU

by Joshua Minton

Look, I don't know Dick Tracy about football and I'm not going to pretend like I do. In fact, the only football I can stomach is Ohio State football and that has far more to do with my love for the family aspect of watching and following games than the team.

Of course, my understanding and appreciation of the finer points of the game has grown through this lens and Tressel has been the coach in the flowering of my football rennaissance, so he is still the #1 coach in my heart.

But c'mon, man. This guy has been calling plays like President Bush answers questions at a news conference--like a five year old going off the high dive.

And then when the team loses because Troy Smith can't hang on to the ball, and even runs with the ball out in his hand, daring someone to take it away; Tressel hits the news conferences with the same litany of excuses that Bush uses when questioned about Iraq.

Good cause. Good team. Fight the good fight. Blah blah blah.

Win the game or lose your job. Win the war or go the fug home. Period.

That game should have been ours last night and Tressel's next job should be as the Whitehouse Press Secretary.

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October 7, 2005

The Corporate Demise of the Small "L" Leader

by Joshua Minton

Business in general is filled with small "L" leaders who do far more talking about leading and thinking about leading than they do actually leading; but nowhere is this more prevalent than in big corporations.

Have you worked for someone who fancied themselves the boss and loved the fact that you were their direct report? Have you known the ridiculously power hungry intellectual halfwits who believe they are lording some kind of divine right of rule over your working life?

Have you known a boss who enjoys controlling your start time and the time you leave because it makes them feel more important?

Have you worked for someone who speaks a lot about positive changes to improve existing processes but things remain exactly as they have been for years?

See, the small "L" leader is a dying breed and they know this subconsciously. The true leader is merely an unleasher of synergy and human potential; whereas a small "L" leader is someone who obfuscates and obstructs human potential to the detriment of the organization.

The true leader always looks for a Win-Win solution (like the Seven Habits teaches) while the small "L" leader is all about the Win-Lose and it has to be their way. This Win-Lose approach appears to work for awhile, but it's like running an engine for 50,000 miles without changing the oil--eventually the whole machine will blow up in your face.

Win-Win solutions, on the other hand, are what unleash human potential and inspiration and they are the most important subtle weapon in any leader's arsenal. This human-value of spirit and inspiration combined with a big "L" leader's compassion and vision for positive change can tear down any temple and rebuild it into a palace.

Let us have a moment of silence for the small "L" leader who will not be missed and who will not be thought twice about once they are gone.

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October 6, 2005

People Who Hate People, Unite!

by Fantastic Bastard

Look at this madness...

I'd like to say to these people...

Most of the inks, oils and electricity that you used to design this pamphlet were created by burning fossil fuels like coal, oil or natural gas. Today's fossil fuels are a product of animals that died thousands of years ago in a catastrophic global extinction. Why does he support the global genocide of harmless creatures? What a selfish, heartless prick.

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October 5, 2005

#103 Boys Wear Pants Blog Cast

by Joshua Minton




Part One of Josh's Conversation with his good friend Mike Glardon.

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The Man in the Bubble: Thinking Back on My Last First Day

by Joshua Minton

I detest starting new jobs. There is always that first couple of weeks when you feel like you're in a bubble. This position is a little more strenuous on that front because it is essentially a solitary-driven position with minimal interaction with my co-workers.

Now, the ironic thing is that this is the way I work best. Just tell me what you need done and let me go; I'll come back to you if I have questions or barriers.

So, once I get back into the groove I'll be fine. But the hours are a rough transition for someone used to handling his own business all day long.

There are two great things about this job that will help outweigh the solipsism and long hours:

  1. I will be able to seriously get caught up on my reading. As you can see, I am way behind compared to last year. But in this position, I an encouraged to wear headphones to help me focus on the task at hand. So, audiobooks, here I come. I have already finished one and I am about to tackle Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky. I've been told by about four people that this is the greatest novel ever written. I'm about to find out for myself and when I do, you'll hear about it.

  2. There is a gym, a half-court basketball court, and a full mile walking path around the building's campus. I'm back in workout mode since yesterday and I am looking forward to losing the laid-off weight I picked up in my two months of sloth between jobs.

So, don't weep for me, Internet. I'm getting paid more than my last job and I'm a little bit more appreciated in this role and my work directly impacts the financial outcome of the company.

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October 4, 2005

Bear with Me Gang...

by Joshua Minton

...I've just started a new job and training is taking me all the way up till 6:00 PM before I get home and get settled.

I'll be lucky to get one good post a day in and I'm hoping to pick that up eventually from there.

So, if you don't hear from me as much, that's why. But I'm still reading and responding to your comments and e-mails so keep leaving them.

And, as always, your continued readership is greatly appreciated. There is no greater blessing to a writer than your time and attention and I promise to never use these gifts for vain purposes.

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A Little House Epiphany and Defending Bill Bennett

by Joshua Minton

We are nearing the end of the eighth season of Little House on the Praire, which is the last season that Charles and Carolyn Ingalls were on the show.

But I just realized that there is no bar or saloon in Walnut Grove.

And noticing that, I had to ask Why?

Well, the economist in me automatically goes to the incentives of having a bar.

If you have a bar, people will drink. When people drink, a portion of them tend to get drunk.

A portion of those drunk get disorderly and a portion of the drunk and disorderly commit crimes and even murder.

Now, how many murders were there in Walnut Grove compared to, say, Kansas City in the late 1800s?

It's all about incentives and goals. What are your goals and what incentives are you putting in place in your social processes to see that those goals are met?

Now, as for the Bill Bennett issue where he was responding to a caller who said something about social security contributors being aborted and blah blah. To which Bennett told the caller if that was his logic then one could apply that same logic to crime and, since the majority of convicts in the country are black, abort black children to significantly lower crime--and he said immediately that this would me morally reprehensible.

And he was right...but it was too late.

The Left-a-Wing-Nut bloggers got ahold of that little sound byte, excised the "morally reprehensible" part and branded Bennett with the scarlet R.

Juan Williams on Fox News Sunday said that this was a dangerous thought experiment that should never have been given voice.

But this is where we get back to incentives because when there is freedom to express one's ideas and immediately refute those which are morally reprehensible, there is a great mental and spiritual machinery in motion that will weed out the bad ideas and the bad minds from infecting the rest of society (like what happened in all Totalitarian regimes).

Bill Bennett has been treated unfairly by small and sick minds so hell bent on tearing down conservative Americans that they are willing to completely abandon reason altogether for the bloodlusty madness of partisan politics.

My blogger buddy Reverse_Vampyr said that the divisions being caused by riffs like this Bill Bennett issue are making our enemies smile like the bartender counting his money in the saloon in Kansas City.

We as Americans must be willing to ask and brave the hard questions of life, those which deal with incentives and death. There must be outrageous statements and deep, swift, and thoughtful responses in which we use our collective spirit and morality to ensure that the answer comes out right.

This is the only way to keep the saloons out of Walnut Grove.

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Here's an Interesting Aside to the Bill Bennett Issue...

by Joshua Minton

...his brother, Bob Bennett, was one of the key Clinton advisors during the Paula Jones scandal and is a raging liberal.

I'll bet Thankgsiving was interesting in their family.

Courtesy of The Truth About HillaryThe Truth About Hillary by Edward Klein.

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Things I've Learned from Watching the TV News and Reading Left-Wing Bloggers in September, 2005

by Fantastic Bastard


  1. The hurricane only hit black people's property.
  2. New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.
  3. Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down.
  4. New Orleans has no white people.
  5. The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident.
  6. When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV.
  7. The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans.
  8. New Orleans is welfare, looter, and gang free, and now they are in your city.
  9. White folks don't make good news stories.
  10. Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a $2000 debit card yet.
  11. Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts.
  12. Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid.
  13. The only way it could have been worse was to be white.

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October 3, 2005

Which Podcasts Are You Listening To Right Now, Mr. Joshua Minton?

by Joshua Minton

Well, funny you should ask, anonymous undefined surfer...

Currently, I am listening to several podcasts:

  • The Boys Wear Pants Blog Cast (naturally): It's a blog cast because it can be listened to on the blog. This podcast was originally called The Joshua Minton Podcast, but that sounded so self-serving as the whole intention was to showcase the talents of other people that I have conversations with--so, in an effort to further the Boys Wear Pants brand, I changed the name and the format to the Boys Wear Pants Blog Cast (accompanied by the Joshua Minton Newsletter changing names to The Boys Wear Pants Newsletter).

  • AcidPlanet Electronica Podcast: This is a podcast put out by Sony's AcidPlanet site and contains music created by their AcidStudio software (which I use along with the Sound Forge software to produce the BWP podcasts). This software is truly a band in a box and some of the stuff that these people come up with is truly kick arse.

  • American Experience PBS Podcasts: This podcast is just a five minute sneak preview of PBS's documentaries. It's just enough to let you know whether you're interested in the subject enough to call it up on Tivo.

  • ABC Radio's Books and Writing: This podcast is a half-hour program that focuses on a specific writer each time. Being a writer, it is always good to get the point of view of other writers. Most of the time they are full of shit but in that good inspiring way. One of my favorite things about getting my BFA in Creative Writing was that each week, we had to attend a lecture/reading series by published authors (sometimes awesome writers like Stuart Dybeck).

  • Croncast with Kris and Betsy: This podcast is a husband and wife team who are pretty funny. Each episode is like dropping in at the dinner table with two lively people who know everything about each other and still find new things to laugh at each other about.

  • iNewt (Newt Gingrich's Podcast): These podcasts are great palatable little snippets (and sometimes full speeches) from Gingrich's public appearances. I think that Newt Gingrich is one of the most brilliant political and social minds of our generation and if you've got the balls, you'll listen to these podcasts and let him prove it.

  • Muggle Cast: There are quite a few Harry Potter podcasts out there and they often team up together to do "special shows." But these guys are the first that I started listening to, so I've remained loyal. The dudes and chicks who put this show together are younger but they do a kick ass job of keeping the magic of the story alive between books and movies. Bottom line--if you love Harry Potter and can't wait for the next book or movie, these are the guys to go to.

  • podCast 411: If you are thinking about doing a podcast at all, you must listen to what Rob is putting together. He interviews the top podcasters and grills them about the secrets that make their stuff so great. I have gotten countless great tips from this show and can't wait until the next ones come out.

  • Skepticality: This podcast is for the stubborn of us who aren't satisfied with easy answers. This is highly intellectual conversation that is both entertaining and enlightening. It is shows like this that will put cable television out of business and can truly create a better world.

  • The RadioFactor: This podcast is Bill O'Reilly's podcast which gives you ten minutes of the best part of Bill's show daily. Ten minutes is about all I can stand of O'Reilly anymore so this is perfect for me. I still think he's right about most things but his bullying approach wears thin quickly. Brevity is definitely the way to ingest Bill O'Reilly.

  • X-Box Live's Major Nelson's Blog Cast: This blog cast is put out by Major Nelson (Larry Hyrb--his XBOX Live gamertag is Major Nelson) who works on the XBOX Live team and does his blog all about the XBOX 360 and XBOX Live. Being that I recently prepurchased an XBOX 360 and haven't owned a Microsoft gaming system or played through XBOX Live, I am passionately interested in what being a part of this gaming community is like and Major Nelson gives up the goods.

So, there you have it. Those are the pod casts kicking around on my iPod right now. I'm sure they'll be more someday but this is an electronic snapshot of my cat-scratched iPod screen at the moment.

Happy listening!

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October 2, 2005

The Tragedy of Davey and Sarah

by Michael Surber

Some people just can't leave well enough alone and this e-mail I got about two feuding ex-lovers proves it:
May 23, 2005

Dear Davey:

I have had a difficult time, over the past few years, achieving closure of our relationship. It is time for me to seek this. I have gone through the appropriate stages of anger, remorse, sadness. It is now time for me to close this chapter of my life.

I am trying to recapture my life and gain a sense of identity back. In my professional life I have done this, but my personal life struggles. For so long I/We were "Sarah and Davey", that it is hard to gain my own identity back. I am not worried about my career; I will soon succeed even my wildest dreams. I am just stunted by my personal life.

I am ready to release you from my life. I also on a weekly basis encounter people who want to tell me about you or have a discussion about you. I do not want to deal with this anymore. I do have a proposal on how to handle this I am ready to no longer be forced to deal with your presence. As to how to deal with it, I propose the following:

1. I've heard you have an apartment on the West side. You need to move out of the West side of Indianapolis, this has always been my side of town, I own a house here, and do not rent like you. I grew up here, and always want to live here. I would prefer if you were to leave Indianapolis all together, but I know this is more than I can ask. I do not want to risk running into you at any store.

2. We should officially divide our friends. Particularly Jim, Jillian, Amy, and Ed. You should write them, thanking them for the opportunity to be their friend and explain why you can no longer be in contact with them. I can provide you with addresses, if you need.

3. I will stay out of Republican politics. I promise not to get involved with any Republican politics, unless my father runs for judge, and than I reserve the right to work on his campaign.

4. I would like you to not have anything to do with all things Cathedral. I feel I should have ownership of the school since my mother works there and my brother and sisters went there. You are more tied to Wabash. This should be where you dedicate your alumni status. I will be involved in Cathedral. When the time of reunions comes up, I am willing to say that you can have the reunions ending in "0" years and I will take the"5" years. So you can have 10 years and I will take 25 years.

5. I will avoid Wabash contacts. The few guys from the house I still speak to on a rare basis, I will not. I will also discourage any male offspring I have from attending Wabash.

I know some of these things seem a bit harsh, but I feel they are for the best. I do not ever really wish to see you again. I know that this will of course happen beyond my control, but I think we should do our best to avoid what we can.

It is my sincere hope that you understand, and do take the time to respond. This is my last request of you.

With fondness,

Sarah
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Davey's Response

May 31, 2005

Dear Sarah,

Thanks for your letter. We broke up 3 years ago. Knowing that and taking into consideration you believe me to be a cold, career focused, ego-maniac, what on earth makes you think I would take the time to think about you or agree to your proposal? But since I clearly have taken the time to respond, please take a moment to review some comments and counterproposals I have crafted.

1. First, I will have to resist the burning urge to move RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO YOU. After that deep desire subsides, I will vacate the Westside and return to my roots: The Snooty Northside, as you used to call it. However, since I was born on the Northside and I have Northside in my veins you must abdicate all ties to the North. This includes: Living on the Northside, living on the Northeastside, walking down North Street, being a fan of the Dallas Stars (formerly the Minnesota North Stars), weari ng North Face apparel or telling your children that Santa lives at the North Pole.

1 (B). I was born in Indianapolis before you were so I should really get to determine who stays and who goes. In my benevolence I will let you exist here only within the St. Michael's Parish boundary (MLK Dr. to High School Rd. and 56th Street to 10th St.) We will call this the SarahZone. This should be acceptable for you as your family lives across the street and there is a gas station, grocery, convenience store, your place of employment and a fire station. Exceptions can be made with my expressed written consent. You will be required to display a large tag in your windshield giving you permission to travel beyond the SarahZone.

2. I haven't talked to your friends since we broke up. I think they got the message. However since we apparently are still in fourth grade, please have your friends meet me by the playground at recess so that I can tell them they have big fat heads and they aren't my friends anymore. Do you agree? _______Yes ________No ________Maybe

2 (B). One of the few times you let us do something fun, we visited some of my family friends on Geist. It was about eight years ago. We enjoyed their boat and home for several hours during a pre-500 party. Please jot them a note saying you are going to forget that ever happened. Please also offer to reimburse them for the boat gas, pool chlorine, air conditioning Freon, Dr. Pepper and anything else you consumed while you were there. I don't have their address anymore, you can look it up.

3. Please let me know when your father runs for anything. I'm going to run against him.

3 (B). Thanks for staying out of Republican politics. Your heavyweight presence in the party will be sorely missed. I am very involved in ice hockey. I play recreationally and coach a youth team in the winter. I would prefer it if you could stop being involved in all things related to ice and ice hockey . You can use those instant first aid coldpaks to cool your drinks from now on. Also, my parents have been very involved with the Indianapolis 500 Festival for nearly 20 years. The month of May is really a big month for us. While I am not able to honor your request of moving out of Indianapolis, I would ask that you just leave town during May. With 250,000 fans going to the race and 35,000 runners in the Mini-Marathon, I don't want to run the risk of bumping into you. I know your birthday is in May, but man, I just don't care.

4. Christ, I don't have the energy for this one.

5. If any of my friends from Wabash actually still talk to you, they are fucking fired as friends.

5 (B). I'm not going to tell my kids anything about you. But speaking of kids, it would be okay with me if my son was a crack addict, just as long as he got your kids hooked on it and became their dealer.

In closing, I will never make decisions about my life or my family based on whether I might run into you at the store. I am now convinced that if we ever do bump into each other, you will spontaneously combust. I wish you the best of luck find a spouse. Seriously. It won't be easy to find a person who is willing to spend the rest of his life raising children and making decisions based on your crazy-ass proposal to an ex-boyfriend and your inability to act like a rational human being.

All my best,

Davey

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Now You Can Have the Brightest Flashlight Ever!

by Joshua Minton

Check out the brightest flashlight ever made, 15-million candlepower which is six times the luminosity of the lighthouse at Montauk Point, New York.

How would you like to have one of these and shine it right back into a cop's eyes when they shine theirs in yours?

Of course, it probably wouldn't be that funny from a jail cell.

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October 1, 2005

Boys Wear Pants Blog Cast #102

by Joshua Minton



Part two of my conversation with Jason Patterson about art, spiritual awakening and the nature of true intelligence.

Jason and I worked together as entry level grunts in a customer service call center about five years ago. We used to have the most in-depth conversations on philosophy and individual freedom during our coffee breaks. Everyone around us thought we were nuts but we knew who had the goods.

I invited Jason to have another one of those deep conversations on my podcast so you can get a glimpse into the hell it has been for us to put the pieces together so that they fit in our minds.

Throughout both parts of this Blog Cast, Jason and I discuss:
  • The difficulty of collaborating with others in an artistic venture
  • The similarities between Tool and Pink Floyd and what I believe is Maynard's overall vision
  • The meat of the conversation is about Jason's decision to stay away from highly-opinionated and fear-based mindsets (aka "Rush Limbaugh") and what this means in terms of reaching individual Enlightenment for yourself
  • Jason tells us the most inspiring book he's ever read (hint: I bought it for him)

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