I actually purchased a
National Enquirer today. I bought it because my electronic communicating compadre Shane Nickerson (a television actor and producer best recognized in the
Friends episode where Rachel tells Ross that she is pregnant--Shane is the guy in the married couple who keeps getting all the free stuff on their Honeymoon while Chandler and Monica get bupkus).
About a week ago, Shane broke
a story on his blog that a reporter came to his door with photos of him with Cameron Diaz and that they would be playing up an affair story.
Now, I have communicated with Shane via e-mail twice and we've linked to each other's blog another few times. I subscribe to
his blog's RSS feed so that when he posts a new blog entry, it gets downloaded to
my news aggregator (which, thank God, integrates with Outlook 2003) and I've got a dose of what Shane's life is like in Hollywood. I have to admit that sometimes I'm envious of the weather (sans mudslides and earthquakes) and the famous people he gets to hang around. But then shit like
this situation happens and it makes me very happy to be living infamously in the Midwest with our icestorms one Saturday and cook outs and hackey sack on the lawn the next.
My ability to wade through bullshit is nil and I would not be able to put up with the politics, ass kissing, soul selling and camera flashing that the American entertainment industry has become. Shane is a better man than I, with a much kinder soul, to derive his living income from such a system that is built on building people up to knock them down so hard that they just might not get back up again. It's a sin against our fellow man that is just plain cruel.
But the con, the sly and the trick are just so damn intriguing!
The amazing thing, if you read
Shane's Blog on a regular basis, is that you are getting a filtered view into the man's emotions, ideas, beliefs and passion. He is enormously talented, even watching his B part two liners in that Friends episode just goes to show that this guy is going somewhere (it's kind of like watching an early Tom Hanks on a guest appearance in
The Facts of Life a year before
Bosom Buddies broke). So, you get the idea of how much I like Shane's electronic identity that I have associated with for two months now.
But after reading the
National Enquirer, and not having read Shane's blog about it TWO DAYS BEFORE IT BROKE, I would have thought he was guilty. And you know what, he might be guilty. I mean, I don't know the guy beyond what I've read on his blog and his e-mails. But from what I have read, I would say that he loves his baby girl, adores his wife and partner and is truly content with the career path he has chosen in life. I respect that because that is the goal that all American males should be striving towards in their personal relationships.
And you know what, I don't care if he did it or not because the repercussions of his personal actions do not influence my appreciation of his ideas and experience that he so readily shares anyway. Believe me, there are people doing much more horrible things in this world to their fellow man than banging Cameron Diaz.
Shane, I'll defend what I know of your character because that's what we each must do as individuals when the Main Stream Media train of pitiful endless distance charges up for another character assassination on we human beings who are prone to making dumb mistakes when it comes to our emotional attachments when relating to others in the moment.
Shane, this blog's for you.