If you ever needed any proof that the government, all of its branches, were a bunch of lunkheaded wastoids with the sense of three-toed tree sloths, look no further than the recent "effort" to unearth the late (and should have been long forgotten) Jimmy Hoffa. The search involved "more than 40 FBI personnel, along with demolition experts, archaeologists and anthropologists." That's probably about sixty people who were paid with US tax dollars to dig up someone who has been assumed dead and missing for over thirty years now. This investigation is about useless as nipples on a man.

Look, if his family or loved ones want this investigation to continue then let their union-loving asses pay for the anthropologists, archaeologists, and whatever other conspiracy-minded buffoon that actually considers this ridiculous masturbatory effort of law enforcement to hold any weight in national matters.

Say what you want about Ja-raldo coming out of Capone's vault with his dork in his hand--at least that whole debacle was funded with network money. These suited up assholes need to be out there combing the fugging streets for terrorist cells and not wasting time on some duck hunt on a farm in Michigan. Or is the whole threat level thing just a bullshit meter that those in power drag out around election time to jump start the chicken switch and drive voters into the booths out of fear for their own lives?

You know, the FBI won't even consider hiring anyone whose done any drugs harder than alcohol but someone at the top of the ladder over there is sure smoking some serious crack if they think this bullshizz passes the smell test.

Someone's got some 'splainin' to do in my opinion.

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Jimmy Hoffa, FBI, Government Waste